Good Saturday Morning, Crew!

[Clintmax]

:donut::hi:
It's time for the Early Morning Crew to get this weekend started! :bounce: So what's YOUR big and exciting plans for the next two days? I, myself, have to work today...but I have tomorrow off and haven't really made any set plans yet. :shrug:

Greekspeak's dad is down for a visit and we went to Golden Corral (or as Greekspeak calls it; The Feedin' Trough) for dinner last night and I ate so much I felt sick. x( It's hard to stop when there's so much food available and you spent so much and you want to be sure you get your money's worth, you know? :rofl:

Well, let's get this Saturday underway, shall we? :bounce:

Song Of The Day: "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)" by Baz Luhrmann Remember that one?

[Clintmax]

1. CURRENT EARLY MORNING CREW MEMBERS

• AirmensMom
• AussieDave
• Bigwillq
• Billyskank
• Bridgit
• Buddhamama
• BuffyTheFundieSlayer
• Bzzzz
• CallMeWesley
• Cannikin
• DanCa
• Entanglement
• FoxMulder
• GalleryGod
• Heidi
• Hissyspit
• Jamastiene
• Joan_Alpern
• Khashka
• KitchenWitch
• LizzieGrace
• Mdmc
• Minnesota Libra
• MissHoneychurch
• MrsGrumpy
• Mutley_r_us
• Newyawker99
• OhioBlues
• Random_Australian
• Redwitch
• Robeson
• Sbj405
• Scooter24
• SeattleGirl
• SimplyFugue
• Southlandshari
• SugarSmack
• Swimboy
• Tjwmason
• Wetzelbill
• Whoa_Nelly
• WildHorses
• WritingIsMyReligion
• XemaSab

[Bzzzz]

36. Morning, Clint...

:hi:

Nursing a hangover here from yesterday's St. Paddy's celebration. I'll probably hang out and jut lay around today...tomorrow will be cleaning day (yuk).

[Clintmax]

39. Morning, Bzzz!

:hi:
It's good to see you today! Sorry you have a hangover. Hangovers are one reason I don't drink booze. I'm not a big fan of headaches and vomiting and all that jazz, so I stay away from liquor nd just drink coffee...or soda. :rofl:

Hopefully it will be a relaxing day for ya, and I hope you get to feeling better! :bounce:

[In_The_Wind]

2. Nighty night

[Clintmax]

3. Good Morning, Miss Joan!

:hi::hug:
And nighty-night too! I assume you've been up all night. :loveya:

[In_The_Wind]

6. The Inbox is your friend.

:rofl:

[Clintmax]

8. It IS???

:rofl:
I don't have anything in my Inbox. :shrug:

[In_The_Wind]

10. D'oh

What I meant was The Inbox is my friend!

[Clintmax]

13. LOL! Oh, OK.

Have lots of messages do you? You are a very popular gal you know...so I'm not suprised. :loveya:

[In_The_Wind]

23. Oh. Only about 1/2 dozen DUers surprise me with giggles.

Sometimes it's worth staying up all night or taking lil naps in between PMs.

[Clintmax]

28. I try to never do that, myself...

I hate staying up all night. My sleep gets all screwed up and everything so I try to go to bed at the same time every night.

[In_The_Wind]

31. If I'm not back in bed before my house mates get up I'll never make it.

Then I'll be all ouchie because my fibromyalgia will kick in. x(

[Clintmax]

34. Yes, I can understand.

If they get up around now, you better get on the ball! I don't want you to be in pain because of the fibromyalgia. :loveya:

[Random_Australian]

4. ALLLLLLLLLL RIGHT! I was getting lonely in here! No-one is posting!

Top of the 10 o'clock at night to you!

[Clintmax]

5. Hail, Random!

:hi:
And top of the 5:57 in the morning to YOU! :rofl: It's been slow in here has it? I don't doubt it...it's WAY early, Dude. How's every little thing down under? Anything exciting going on?

[Random_Australian]

7. Exciting! Hmmmm... no, but rather nice...

actually, rather rather nice, but not incredibly exciting. Remember the old (Chinese/ Terry Pratchett) curse.... May you live in Interesting Times!

[Clintmax]

9. Good to hear it's rather rather nice!

It's been rather good up here in Florida also and that's a good thing. Do you have any big plans for today and tomorrow?

[Random_Australian]

11. Today! bit late for that! No, anyway....

just a general sleep, study, buy books/equipment/safety glasses.....

And you, my dear American friend?

[Clintmax]

12. I keep forgetting you're time is WAY ahead of me,

I have to work today, so only that today...haven't really made any exciting plans for tomorrow. I like to be rather spontaneous and see what comes up, but it may end up as just a relaxing, reading a book day or something. I'd like to go shopping but I may decide not to. :shrug: I dunno.

[Random_Australian]

14. Go shopping! Whoah settle down, man, YOU'RE WILD!

On a more serious note, planning to be spontaneous sounds cool to me! (wait a tick... how does one plan to be spontaneous? Why, that's an OxyLimbaugh !)

:hi:

[Clintmax]

15. LOL! I never PLAN to be spontaneous...

But I like to NOT make plans to see what activities present themselves as the day progresses. :rofl: You're right...planning to be spontaneous IS an oxylimbaugh. :rofl:

[Random_Australian]

16. For some reason, I start working anti-freeper jokes

into the conversation when I'm tired. Interesting that, don't you think?

*Refrains from bad joke involving freeper and "don't you think"*

[Clintmax]

17. We all do strange stuff when we're tired.

For some reason I start thinking about sex when I'm tired. I don't know why. I get tired and all I can think about is different sex acts and positions. I know...I'm a weirdo.

[Random_Australian]

18. Yuk yuk yuk..... how..... (dare I say it)

forth-coming? :scared:

[Clintmax]

20. LOL!

Hey, I was just giving an example. :rofl: I'm not going into details or anything.

I guess everyone is still in bed. This is the slowest the Early Morning Crew has responded in a long time.

[Random_Australian]

30. So you see why I was enthusaistic about you posting!

But, why o why, would people not be brightly happily posting on DU the morning after St. Patrick's day? It's a complete mystery! :sarcasm: (Well actually it's about as complete as *'s war strategy isn't, but hey you get the drift)

AND I will, in memory of you're little confession, write *wink, wink, nudge nudge* at the end of every response to you. Or similar. Or not. Or nut! From the tasty Cashews and peanuts to just the tinfoilhats who make us laugh, thankyou. (Unless they are in power and their little fantasies have ruined many lives... and wait a minute... "not going into details"... hmmm sounds interesting, but you won't give details, so just indicate what a freepers response would be if you told them about "it". Or they found out through illegal wiretaps...)

1) Hmmm, each to their own... unless of course they're middle eastern.
2) You ought to be shot!
3) Terrist!
4) O me, oh my!
5) My ears are bleeding!
6) You'll employ contra-what?
7) Do not BLASPHEME DO NOT BLASPHEME! (will make more sense after you see Dr. Who)
8) Code brown, code brown! The mongoose escaped the MOONbase!
9)GGGGGRLGNSNFSKD:NFAKFNA:KNFAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (Dull boom of freeper exploding)
10) Wow. Being a liberal is fun. I'm a freeper no more.

Choose!
:hi:

[Clintmax]

32. Wow...what a post!

A freepers response if I told them about "it" from your list...either number 4 or number 5 and most likely number 5! :rofl: I wouldn't have ANY problem giving you details...but this thread would get shut down so quickly our heads would spin. :rofl: So, I'll just leave it at that.

[Random_Australian]

38. Allrighty! Then let's use as many double entendres as we

can, and skirt the line of oblivion! (Just add 'know what I mean' to everything)

What's up! know what I mean? ;)

[Clintmax]

41. LOL! Nudge, nudge, hint, hint...know what I mean?

:rofl:
Mister Happy, nudge nudge hint hint, know what I mean? :rofl:

[Random_Australian]

44. Yeah, Clint to the MAX....

just don't remove the n and t, or it might not be such a double of an entendre.

A woman walks into a bar, asks for a double entendre, and the barman gives her one.... know what I mean?

[Clintmax]

46. Yes, yes, I know...

That can be hard on a guy, know what I mean? Keep it coming, hint, hint, nudge, nudge know what I mean? :rofl:

[Random_Australian]

50. Nice one! Damn!

:rofl:
wow, these double entendres are coming thick and fast! (MY GOD! THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ONE! OH MY GOD JUST LOOK AT IT!)know what I mean? ;)

[Clintmax]

53. ROFL!

We're going to have to take this to private's in a minute if we don't watch what we're doing! There are words I want to say but can't. Know what I mean? :rofl:

[Random_Australian]

54. Yes, I do. We both want to say how wonderful the

republican party is, but if I said "Wow, America has some really nice Bush" (know what I mean?) then the mods would shut us down!

On edit: Beat THAT!

[Clintmax]

55. You're too much, Dude!

:rofl:

[Random_Australian]

56. "too much"" and no "know what I mean?" ?

the only downside to such a good post is it's very hard to maintain the quality... although I've a fair bit of stamina... know what I mean?

[Clintmax]

57. So do I, Man!

So do I! "Thar she blows!" know what I mean? :rofl:

[Random_Australian]

59. she blows? The government surplus? Well don't worry,

With Dick, Bush is in competent hands... know what I mean? :rofl:

btw Donald Rumsfeld is a git. You can't spin bizzare things from his name...

[Clintmax]

61. A git, indeed!

It's about time for me to get around and get some stuff done before I have to go to work, Random. You've kept me laughing this morning!

[Random_Australian]

62. I'll see you round, Maximum Clinton (know what I mean?)

[Clintmax]

63. Well, I'm not leaving right this SECOND...

Are you going to be around tomorrow morning? Maybe we can finish where we left off then! Know what I mean?

[Random_Australian]

64. Well, I'm going to bed... know what I mean?

so goodnight and don't forget to post in "Story Time!"

Nigh night... swéet dreams (know what I mean?)... especially if you're really tired, apparently (I know for a fact you know what I mean)

Some good calls today, that's for sure.

[Clintmax]

66. Don't sleep too hard, Random, know what I mean?

Hopefully I'll see you in the morning, hint, hint, nudge, nudge..:rofl:

[tjwmason]

24. Ahem - Ahem - Ahem.

I'm shocked Mr. Clintmax - I really am. :P

[Clintmax]

25. You are, huh?

Well I'm shocked that YOU'RE shocked! :rofl:

[tjwmason]

26. I think you know how shocked I am really.

:rofl:

[Clintmax]

29. That's what I was thinking.

Hey, I'm a red blooded American Boy! :rofl:

[tjwmason]

35. You know me too well.

:rofl:

I certainly know that you're a red-blooded American boy too :evilgrin:

[Clintmax]

42. Well what can I say?

:rofl:

[tjwmason]

45. I would give suggestions....

But it wouldn't be fair on the mods this early in the morning ;)

Unless I point out that it's afternoon here...... :evilgrin:

[Clintmax]

48. It's been quite a morning I'll tell ya THAT!

:rofl:
I REALLY need to watch what I divuldge around here. :evilgrin::rofl:

[tjwmason]

19. Good morning Clint.

:hi:

Hope that you're well today - impending work notwithstanding.

Today is that last day of the 6 Nations, so after I've grabbed some shopping as quickly as I can - it will be rugby for most of the day in T.J.land.

At the moment I've got B.B.C. Radio 3 on - as always on a Saturday morning it's C.D. Review.

:hug:

[Clintmax]

21. Hail, TJ!

:hi::hug:
Everything is peachy in Clintmax land! It's good to see you today! Having a Rugby day sounds fun! I wish I could join you, Man. CD Review...do they review all genres or just classical?

[tjwmason]

22. It's Radio 3 - the classical music station.

Given that amount of depth that they give to reviews, and the fact that it's only 3 hours per week, fitting in anything other than classical would make it impossible.

[Clintmax]

27. I see...OK.

I guess it's only classical then! :rofl: What are you going shopping for today? Food?

[tjwmason]

33. Yes - food shopping.

Which I dislike, and so will try to do at lightening speed in order to get out of the wretched supermarket.

The B.B.C. Radio stations are among the best in the world - and are possibly the best part of the B.B.C.

Radio 1 is pop, rock &c.,
Radio 2 is light music,
Radio 3 is mostly classical but also some jazz, world-music and speech drama (it's all serious stuff though),
Radio 4 is spoken word,
Radio 5 Live is sports.

There are some others that are just on digital, but I don't know them.

[Clintmax]

37. You learn something new every day I guess!

I wasn't aware the BBC was set up like that! Thats great! I kinda like going food shopping. We have this HUMONGUS store here and they have just about everything you could want! It takes a while though because the store is so large.

[tjwmason]

40. They also have 2 national television stations - available to all

and another 6 for those with digital television, along with numerous local radio stations as well. Pretty impressive all in all.

I have to say, I prefer small supermarkets - I can get out of the damn thing more quickly, and into natural light.

I'm the one who goes round giving everybody evil looks for getting in my way. :grr:

[Clintmax]

43. I do that too actually...

I hate it when people leave their carts in the middle of the aisles and block the whole way. :grr: I've been known to grab someones cart and push it out of the way right in front of them so they get the message in no uncertain terms.

[tjwmason]

47. Also people moving slowly.

They should just be taken outside and shot.

Nearly time for me to dash now x(

But anyway - Go Italy, go Wales, Go England!

[Clintmax]

51. That's a pet peeve of mine too.

Have a great day, TJ! I hope you don't have any problems with slow people or anything while you're there! If I don't see you tomorrow, I'll certainly see you Monday morning! :bounce:

[sbj405]

49. morning, Clint!

Going to see some music tonight.

[Clintmax]

52. Morning, SBJ!

:hi:
Who you going to see?

[sbj405]

58. Matt Pond PA and Youth Group

Sort of indie rock.

[Clintmax]

60. Are they local?

I've never heard of them.

[billyskank]

65. Hi Clint!

:hi:

[Random_Australian]

67. Goodnight Billyskank!

Read upthread for some *very* interesting conversations between me and Clint today...

[billyskank]

69. Goodnight!

[Clintmax]

68. Hail, Billy!

:hi:
Good to see you this Saturday morning! Are you having a restful day so far?

[billyskank]

71. Quite busy so far

I had to go out and post a parcel for a friend, and get some stationery, and then go to the supermarket for groceries. I am going to have lunch in a few minutes - pizza, mmmm :9 - then I need to iron my shirts.
Then I can rest! :bounce:

[Clintmax]

73. Well, I hope you have an easier afternoon and evening

than you did in the morning! Take care and I'll see you tomorrow, Billy! I'm off to get some things done too!

[Clintmax]

70. Time to get going, My Crew!

I have some things to get done before I have to go to work, so I will see you in the morning! I hope you have a great day today! :bounce:

Clint

[billyskank]

72. Take it easy Clint dude!

:hi:

[lizziegrace]

74. Hi ya Clint!!

Sorry I haven't been able to check in much. It's getting harder and harder not to hit that snooze button in the morning.

My daughter comes back from camping with friends this afternoon. I'm packing and also cleaning. The building I live in is for sale and a prospective buyer wants to see both units. :( I told her it looks like a bomb went off in here...

Tomorrow, we play in church for the late service and then I open a friend's antique store for her. I think I'm to close up at 5:00 so that will give me some time at the farmhouse to start putting things away.

Moving day's the 29th. I wish it were over!

[Minnesota Libra]

75. Morning Clintmax and everyone, my plans are very simple but........

.....important.:hi: Tell one neocon just how misled they are if they haven't figured it out yet all by themselves.:bounce: I'm also going to take some time off and watch a movie today :beer: don't know which one yet - but something that is purely entertaining.:rofl:

Remember everyone, flames can be put quickly but a calm education lasts a lifetime.:loveya:

[Roon]

76. Gonna sit by my window and watch the snow blow in

Could be a big storm!! They don't know yet how big....