Just Heard On The News: Terrell Owens Going To The COWBOYS

[matcom]

:rofl:

well, at least he will have access to some of the best cocaine in the NFL down there :D

[BulletproofLandshark]

1. The only place that would be a better fit is Oakland.

TO would've been a great Raider if they didn't already have Randy out there. If this true, I'm ecstatic,because although he's eminently talented, he's also a cancer on his team and teammates. Couldn't think of a nicer team for him to go to. And I can't wait for the first time Parcells rips him a new one. Of course, this is all just speculation for now. I haven't seen anything confirming he's signed yet.

[nytemare]

9. Maybe Roy Williams will horscollar him in practice.

That was how he got hurt two years ago, and that seems to be William's favorite way to tackle.

[GOPisEvil]

2. That exploding sound you hear is the Cowboys' fans heads.

:nuke: Wait...isn't the the guy that stood on the star and mocked us? And...now...he PLAYS for us? Must...booo....can't...booo....:nuke:

:rofl:

I'll say this though - he makes them a better team as long as he's happy.

[djeseru]

5. Yes, that's EXACTLY what I said.

I hate that S.O.B. and it all began with the star.

[Beetwasher]

3. Holy Crap!

Look out! Cowboys are gonna rock next year!

[JohnKleeb]

4. He'll give htem a nice year then ruin them

Glad hes not going to the AFC all said and done.

[LynneSin]

6. As a beloved Eagles fan:

GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE YOU CRYBABY ASSHOLE. I HOPE WE END YOUR CAREER THE WAY WE ENDED MICHAEL IRVIN'S CAREER

[DinahMoeHum]

14. Oooohhhh, bloodthirsty, ain't we??

But I hope the NY Giants do the dirty deed first.

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

15. I think that's uncalled for.

I'm no fan of Irvin's but cheering when the man had a serious neck injury was one of the lowest-class things I've ever seen in sports.

[LynneSin]

17. He came out ok

Come on, we're Eagles fans. We threw snowballs at Santa Claus

[GOPisEvil]

18. I know - Philly fans are tough and all.

But, they didn't know he'd be ok at the time. It crossed a line in my eyes. Heck, if I was watching a baseball game and Barry Bonds got seriously hurt, I wouldn't cheer, and I can't STAND that cheating SOB.

[ucmike]

7. Bucs fans rejoicing. well, at least i am..........

i heard he had been speaking to tampa bay. i am relieved.

[Stevendsmith]

8. Owens is an ass, but he's not a cocaine or drug user

The dude is a freak about health and conditioning.

[nytemare]

10. He showed up in that Superbowl.

Injured and all, he played well.

[Mojambo]

11. They deserve eachother. n/t

[BulletproofLandshark]

12. Looks like it's official now.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-cowboys-owens4thld&prov=ap&type=lgns

T.O. joins the Cowboys
By JAIME ARON, AP Sports Writer
March 18, 2006

IRVING, Texas (AP) -- Terrell Owens has gone from stomping on the Dallas Cowboys' star logo to wearing it on his helmet.

The reviled receiver joined the Cowboys on Saturday, signing a three-year contract to play for Jerry Jones and Bill Parcells in what promises to be an interesting combination of strong personalities.

"I'm a star among stars now," a smiling Owens said.

[genie_weenie]

13. Well, they released Keyshawn

to make room for Owens. Americas Team, the Cowboys represent the America that * represents. EVILLLLLLLLLLLLL!

[yellowdogintexas]

16. FRONT PAGE, above the fold on the morning paper

in Fort Worth.


Across the 'Plex, it may have rated its own edition.................



don't these people know it is MARCH MADNESS???

[Ron Mexico]

19. As long as he stays away from the Rams, I don't care where that

goddamned chunk of locker room cancer goes.

Owens pissed and moaned because Donovan NcNabb wasn't good enough for him and wasn't as good as an over-the-hill Brett Favre, so imagine what happens the first time Drew Bledsoe - or whoever winds up with the starting job if he doesn't get it - fails to throw 20 times a game to Owens. Plus, the Cowboys have better second-bill receivers than fraidycat clowns like Todd Pinkston, who couldn't carry Terry Glenn's jockstrap. If you thought Owens was a negative influence before, just wait until you see him this coming season.

[Ishoutandscream2]

20. Oh, cocaine in Dallas. That's so original!

Glad your club is so squeaky clean. Cocaine in Dallas, that is so 1995.