Story Time!

[Random_Australian]

For my goodnight thread, I'd like to start a story, everyone who posts, add a line no more than your subject.

Nigh night sweet dreams lounge!

I'll start. (And demo)

One day, a man was walking down the road

[Random_Australian]

1. when he heard a strange noise. What could that be? he thought

[matcom]

2. It almost sounded like exotic animals mating. But not quite.

[Random_Australian]

3. It appeared to be two freepers trying to outlaw

[matcom]

4. man on box turtle sex

[Random_Australian]

5. by trying it themselves. In public. But what they didn't realise was

[matcom]

7. it was greatly satisfying

[billyskank]

8. although the box turtles had a different opinion

[matcom]

9. as they preferred being on top

[billyskank]

10. The freepers, unfortunately, never let them

[matcom]

11. except for Rim Job who couldn't get enough

[billyskank]

6. "It was un-American," they claimed,

[Random_Australian]

12. then, 500 fundy priests ran over and said