BREAKING: US declares war on PIRATES!!!!!!

[charlie and algernon]

Arrrr!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x2174976

[Ravenseye]

1. Harumph....

I guess this posting shouldn't surprise me from a Marlins fan...

ba dum bum.

[charlie and algernon]

3. hey, we gotta do something

you guys have had our number for years. maybe a little preemptive war will soften you up.

[Ravenseye]

4. PNC Park is heavily fortified

Do your worst. If we can't break .500 the least we can do is spoil your party a little bit... :evilgrin:

[charlie and algernon]

6. you and everyone else, unfortunately

though definitely hoping we can spoil a few parties ourselves on our way to a sub .500 season as well.

beware dan uggla!!! :sarcasm:

[Shine]

2. Arrrrrgggghhhh!!! We Peace Pirates are NOT amused:

We Speak Out for PEACE and Arrrrgggghhhh-UE for a GOOD CAUSE.... :rofl: (our Halloween costumes last yr.)

[charlie and algernon]

8. well perhaps you gotta sail your ship to crawford

and start camp pirate!

[Shine]

11. Hey, good idea!

Camp PEACE Pirate....

;)

thought you'd be amused to read this story:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4027570#4028714

:hi:

[HysteryDiagnosis]

5. Johnny Depp to leave the country as soon as his boat is

finished.... er, ship.... ark, whatever.

[charlie and algernon]

7. why does he hate america?

[HysteryDiagnosis]

9. America has lost her dubloons... nothing to plunder here, move

along, nothing to steal... already been stealt. <---- izzthatawerd??

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

10. Maddox will not be amused. His revenge will be swift and deadly.

http://maddox.xmission.com

[mwooldri]

12. In other news, Eastern Carolina University acquires WMD.

I wonder whether these will fend off the US Navy? Arrrgghh!

[China_cat]

13. Well, Pittsburgh needs something done to it.