Why do YOU hate America?

[Katherine Brengle]

Ich hasse die verdammt Liberalen!

Odio quel damn liberale!

Ik haat, vervloeken die liberale!

¡Odio esos maldice a lberales!

Je déteste ces condamner libéraux !

Odeio esses liberais de damn!

Я ненавижу тех проклятых либералов!

Jeg hater de forbanner liberalere!

Und-

Warum hassen Sie Amerika?

Perché lei odia l'America?

Waarom haat u Amerika?

Por que você odeia América?

Почему Вы ненавидите Америку?

Hvorfor gjør De hater Amerika?

¿Por qué odia usted América?

Pourquoi détestez-vous l'Amérique?

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Whoever can translate the two sayings and identify all of the languages used first wins a puppy!!!

[Puglover]

1. I hate the damn liberals

Why do you hate America?

german
italian?
dutch
portugese
russian
norwegian?
spanish
french

Not sure on a few of the languages...


:toast:

[Katherine Brengle]

2. close enough, lol--

"I hate those damn liberals."

German
Italian
Dutch
Portuguese
French
Spanish
Russian
Norwegian


"Why do you hate America?"

German
Italian
Dutch
Portuguese
Russian
Norwegian
Spanish
French

I just ran out of puppies, but here's a for your trouble!

[Puglover]

4. OIC...I just did the last set as far as the languages..

Thanks!

[Jara sang]

3. Because it's a right guaranteed to me by the U.S. Constitution.

[Katherine Brengle]

5. It was a joke...

[Jara sang]

13. I know

[EstimatedProphet]

6. Why? I'll tell you why:

I don't hate America, I hate what it has become.

I hate the fact that America has become the schoolyard bully of the world. I hate the fact that it has somehow filled up with subhuman vermin freepers who get off on the idea of torturing people, hurting people, bombing people. I hate the fact that so many Americans today are so insecure of their value as people that they have to resort to vicarious brutality toward innocent people to feel good about themselves.

I hate the fact that this country now has so many people that can only be considered psychologically sick. I look at thee people and wonder if they have some sort of brain-wasting disease, because I can't figure out how they could feel the way they do otherwise.

I hate the fact that our standard of living is rapidly approaching that of a third world country. I hate the fact that so many people now think of science as some kind of fantasy, and superstitious revenge fantasies as science. I hate the fact that, in order to have a decent standard of living, likely I will have to leave the US, because at this rate we'll never again have a decent standard of living for anyone who wasn't born into wealth.

And of course there's more. America has become a laughingstock. We're becomeing the Pinochet's Chile for the new millenium.

On edit: I just saw your comment about this being a joke.

[Katherine Brengle]

10. Good answers tho, lol. Is anyone even reading the OP? tsk, tsk...

[uppityperson]

7. Because of this...

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[LeftyMom]

8. There are people in it.

God damn I hate people today. :grr:

[ismnotwasm]

9. Reminds me of my "American Traveler Apology T-Shirt"

It said "American Traveler Apology" on the front in 7 languages I think--
On the back it said "I'm sorry my president is an idiot, I didn't vote for him" In the same languages, including Arabic.
One of my kids stole it.
It was a lot of fun. (I now hide my cooler t-shirts from my children when they visit) My Philipino neighbors told me the Spanish "idioto" (I think) was kind of a bad word. They thought it was hilarious.

[Katherine Brengle]

11. excellent!

damn kids and their slippery fingers!

[Atmashine]

12. Too many morans

[Jamastiene]

14. Because it is so red.

:P

[no name no slogan]

15. This is why

Дональд Рамсфелд дает президенту его ежедневный брифинг. Он заканчивается, говоря: "Вчера, 3 бразильских солдата были убиты. "

"О НЕ! " Президент восклицает. "Это ужасно! "

Его штат сидит ошеломленным при этом показе эмоции, нервно наблюдая, поскольку Президент сидит, голова в руках.

Наконец, Президент ищет и спрашивает, ", сколько - brazillion? "