Great joke!

[eissa]

Little David was in his 5th grade class in a school in Washington when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up -- Fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...

David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll make love for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some class work, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He works for the Bush administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

[theivoryqueen]

1. Yay!! good one.

[MarianJack]

2. Great! And here's another one!

I just added another to my mental joke book.

You heard about the time that whistle ass was driving and got a call on his cell from pickles. She said "Watch out honey, the radio said that theres some idiot driving the wrong way on the Interstate." He said "I don't know what they're talking about (not unusual), I'm on the Interstate now and theres HUNDREDS of idiots driving the wrong way!"

[grannylib]

3. *lol* these are both great!