My head is sore from beating it against the wall in frustration

[belladonna]

Must be time to hang out in the Lounge and take a few deep breaths.... gossip, jokes or funny stories would be greatly appreciated right now :hi:

[Random_Australian]

1. Gossip? Well, there was this incident where

Joan_Alpern accidentaly inhaled a rhinoceros (made up),
Call Me Wesley accidentaly invented a fully functioning Tardis, and has been taunting HypnoToad with it (made up)
Something called the UCLA has been followed, stalked, in fact some would say, by exclamation marks :) (not Made up)
And you officially can't talk about GD Politics in shorthand without accidentaly using the :P smiley. (As in : P) (not made up)
And all people wearing cosmetics have been revealed to be a sham, lie and illusion (Yes, made up is made up) :)

What else.... not much, unless you count the asteroid the size of Jupiter that was going to collide with the earth, but thankfully will be harmlessly sucked in by that black hole we will strike in about 48 hours.

How are you?

[belladonna]

3. Ahh, more good stuff

Today's just sucked... it's my birthday and nobody really noticed or much cared. The one person who did notice, the SO, decided it would be a good day to argue about stupidity and I got the worst doc on earth to transcribe and didn't finish my work for the weekend early as planned. I finally gave up and decided to finish tomorrow on what would have been my day off.

Ah well, I have a roof over my head, food to eat and a job. It can always be worse and you DID cheer me up with that :hug:

[Laelth]

2. Hmm ... lightening spirits is not my strong suit.

But I'll give it a try.

How's this?



Or this?



Or this?


You are beautiful, my friend.

-Laelth

[belladonna]

5. Okay, that brought a smile and a big chuckle

Thanks :hug:

[Deja Q]

4. Well, I know some people do reeeeeeally weird things as a turn-on...

but I'd recommending trying something different next time!

:spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[belladonna]

6. Ahh, the comedian shows up!!!

Good one though :D