Note to 20-something women...

[libnnc]

Enormous amounts of Jagermeister do not make you:

1. Pretty
2. Clever
3. Charming
4. Sexy

It just makes the bar staff make fun of your drunk ass behind your drunken back.

mmmmmmmkay????

Christ! How can people drink that crap :puke: :puke: :puke:

[ghostsofgiants]

1. Another note to 20-something women...

I am single.

[FunkyLeprechaun]

2. Sex with an Alligator

is a lovely thing.

(the drink that is)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

3. You should tell that to the girl at the bar I went to.

This was on St. Patrick's Day. I'm not sure what she was drinking (hell, she may even have been sober), but she would stand up on the seat of the corner booth where I was sitting and shake her ass to the music playing on the jukebox.

Of course, it was inches from my face, but she didn't seem to even notice me. Even though her friends did spot me and told her to stop it, she would start all over again when a new song came on.

[NMMNG]

4. A friend of mine once heard that Jagermeister & Baronjager mixed together

were a fabulous drink. So he got a bottle of each and we tried it. I was not at all impressed. x(