Captions Bu$h's Cod Piece

[DoYouEverWonder]

Hey, remember that big bulge in my pants that I had in those Mission Accomplished pictures? Can you believe Karen and Karl made me stuff this thing in my pants. It tickled like crazy. I could hardly walk with the darned thing in there without laughing...

[Robb]

1. "Like it?"

"...I call it 'Little Barbara'...."

:evilgrin:

[Skittles]

2. is it me

or does he look more and more like a total f***ing dipshit in every picture we see?

[rasputin1952]

3. I see it too!...

Every picture is patently absurd. It is almost as if it is impossible to see a decent picture of the fool.

:evilgrin:

[DoYouEverWonder]

4. He's lit up

like a Christmas tree.

[BenZodiac]

5. ...

"Pull my finger!!!"

[cosmicdot]

6. W: Don't'cha think it's a great idea? Put an American on the moon ...

... by the end of this decade? it all started with Dick and Karl slapping me around until I saw stars and them yelling at me about one of these days they were going to send me to the moon ... and, next thing you know, Dick is on the horn and calling for a secret meeting and stuff ... yada yada yada ... it's another win-win ... we get Star Wars in the name of a Space for Peace program or some code name we haven't come up with yet ... but, it's all going to be privatized with taxpayer money ... blah blah blah ... and, we'll use lasers to flash a Jesus character next to the North Star once we're there and stuff ... and, of course, you know what that'll do ... we can't lose with all the extras ... excuse me now, my medication is wearing off ...

[BringEmOn]

7. When I told Pickles that it was my new

penis warmer she said "Yeah, and then you woke up!"

[kanrok]

8. The Queen gave 'im to me

He's little, but he guards like the dickens!

[louis-t]

9. It's the look of a nitwit

who really thinks he's in charge.