Obvious, ham-fisted double-entendre

[asthmaticeog]

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:boring:

[Fenris]

1. "ham-fisted"

Does that involve two women and a lot of lube?

[asthmaticeog]

4. More like

an unscrupulous butcher and a mob of really pissed-off Orthodox Jews.

Oh, and still a lot of lube, though.

[GirlinContempt]

2. clearly overused triple entendre img soaked reply

rofl smiley

[billyskank]

3. Brazilian joke

Hide smiley

[jpgray]

5. Been done

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4690874

[asthmaticeog]

6. But this thread has the advantage

of vocabulary that Lounge lizards understand.

Not that that'll keep it from sinking like a cinderblock, but hey, I do what I can for the little people.

Edit: sp

[jpgray]

7. I just want attention

:cry:

[asthmaticeog]

9. Hey, everybody! Check out jp!

Damn, man, that's impressive! Does it have a name?

:yourock:

[DS1]

8. ad nauseam

[no name no slogan]

10. sarcastic, jaded, entirely predictable reaction

:eyes:

[jpgray]

11. Over-modified noun

:P

(And yeah we are getting fucking screwed with more snow Tuesday. Though not much)

[no name no slogan]

12. over-emotional weather-related diety-cursing explitive

I hope we don't get another snow emergency. This is my first St. Paul winter, and I have to say the parking rules make no sense at all.

[jpgray]

13. I got an emergency towing ticket myself

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Luckily I stumbled drunkenly back to my car in time. Do I still pay if they didn't tow me?

[no name no slogan]

14. I think you still have to pay the ticket

but you avoid the towing charge. I had that happen once in Mpls. I got to my car at 8:01 AM, shortly after the emergency went into effect at 8:00 AM. That totally sucked. :grr:

[jpgray]

15. Oooooh. That's rough

I've had to bribe the towing guy before when I came upon him getting ready to tow. It's totally worth it for me, but I can't imagine how much $$ those tow guys must make through bribes alone.

[Beware the Beast Man]

16. Spewing of fluid from orifice upon keyboard.

[EstimatedProphet]

17. Yet another statement of determination to leave DU forever

and using the Brazilian joke in the body of the message.