Let's Pretend We're Sweethearts.

[Dangerously Amused]

Just pretend, though. Don't want any hearts getting broken.

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. Not until you do something

about that hair.

[Dangerously Amused]

4. You need to be more specific.

Pits or legs?



:P

[In_The_Wind]

2. Alright!

:hide:
But khashka might get jealous.

[Dangerously Amused]

5. Perhaps he would like to pretend along with us?

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Did I just say that?!

[In_The_Wind]

6. We could have lots of fun.

He might like that.
But you know how guys are. :shrug: Sometimes ya just can't figure em out.
and they've got the balls to say that we're confusing.

[Dangerously Amused]

8. "Sometimes ya just can't figure em out."

Tell me about it. :eyes:

[In_The_Wind]

9. It's way too complicated for me.

I think that's why I'm going to be a gypsy for 6 months. Wanna come along for the ride?

[Dangerously Amused]

10. I have a bike too, maybe I'll join you for a leg of it.

Jeebus. Can you see it? "Thelma and Louise II; BitchBabes on Bikes."

[In_The_Wind]

12. We may have a slight misunderstanding in terms from the get-go.

Are you talking about peddle-power for your bike or do you have a motorcycle?

[Dangerously Amused]

13. Motorcycle, baby!

Vroom vroom!

[In_The_Wind]

15. That changed everything!

It would be great to have someone to ride with! :bounce::bounce: My house mate is never gonna take her V-Rod on a ride with me. :(

[Dangerously Amused]

22. Dunno though, it might be more fun riding in your sidecar.

Wheeeeeeee!

[In_The_Wind]

25. I don't have a sidecar : (

The backseat is mighty comfy though.

[Wetzelbill]

3. Can't you see I'm trying to watch the game!!!!

Get me a beer! :)

[Dangerously Amused]

7. Sure baby. Anything for you.

Now you go right on watchin' that game. :evilgrin:

[Ptah]

11. I like pretend.

[Dangerously Amused]

14. Is that Oklahoma?

Surry with the Fringe on Top?

[Ptah]

16. When I take you out tonight with me

Honey, here's the way it's gonna be
You will set behind a team of snow-white horses
In the slickest gig you'll ever see.
Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry
When I take you out in the surrey
When I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top
Watch that fringe an' see how it flutters
When I drive them high-steppin' strutters
Nosy pokes will peak through their shutters and their eyes will pop!
The wheels are yellow, the upholstery's brown
The dashboard's genuine leather.
With eisenglass curtains you can roll right down
In case there's a change in the weather
Two bright side-lights winkin' and blinkin'
Ain't no finer rig I'm a thinkin'
You can keep yer rig if yer thinkin' that I'd keer to swap
Fer that shiny little surry with the fringe on the top

Eller:
Would you say the fringe was made of silk?

Curly:
Wouldn't have no other kind but silk

Laurey:
Has it really got a team of snow-white horses?

Curly:
One's like snow, the other's more like milk.
All the world'll fly in a flurry
When I take you out in the surry
When I take you out in the surry with the fringe on top.
When we hit that road, hell-for-leather
Cats and dogs will dance in the heather
Birds and frogs'll sing all together and the toads will hop!
The wind'll whistle as we rattle along,
The cows'll moo in the clover
The river will ripple out a whispered song,
And whisper it over and over
Don't you wish you'd go on forever
Don't you wish you'd go on forever
Don't you wish you'd go on forever
And you'd never stop?
In that shiny little surry
With the fringe on the top.
I can see the stars gittin' blurry
When we ride back home in the surry
Ridin' slowly home in the surry
With the fringe on top
I can feel the day gettin' older
Feel a sleepy head near my shoulder
Noddin', droopin', close to my shoulder
Till it falls kerplop.
The sun is swimmin' on the rim of a hill
The moon is takin' a header.
And jist as I'm thinkin' all the earth is still
A lark'll wake up in the meader.
Hush, you bird. My baby's a sleepin'
Maybe got a dream worth a keepin'
Whoa, you team an' jist keep a creepin'
At a slow clip, clop.
Don't you hurry little Surry
With The Fringe On the Top.

[Dangerously Amused]

17. Yaaay!

What a sweet musical! Thanks for bringing it back to my memory. :)

[Ptah]

18. Ev'rythin's up to date in Kansas City

They've gone about as fur as they c'n go!
They went and built a skyscraper seven stories high,
About as high as a buildin' orta grow.
Ev'rythin's like a dream in Kansas City,
It's better than a magic lantern show!
Y' c'n turn the radiator on
Whenever you want some heat.
With ev'ry kind o' comfort
Ev'ry house is all complete.
You c'n walk to privies in the rain
And never wet your feet!
They've gone about as fur as they c'n go,

[Dangerously Amused]

19. I'm just a girl who can't say "no."

It ain't so much a question of not knowing what to do.
I knowed whut's right and wrong since I been ten.
I heared a lot of stories and I reckon they are true
About how girls're put upon by men.
I know I mustn't fall into the pit,
But when I'm with a feller, I fergit!
I'm jist a girl who cain't say no,
I'm in a turrible fix I always say "come on, le's go"
Jist when I orta say nix!

When a person tries to kiss a girl,
I know she orta give his face a smack.
But as soon as someone kisses me,
I somehow, sorta, wanta kiss him back!
I'm jist a fool when lights are low
I cain't be prissy and quaint
I ain't the type that can faint
How c'n I be whut I ain't?
I cain't say no!

Whut you goin' to do when a feller gits flirty, and starts to talk purty?
Whut you goin' to do?
S'posin' 'at he says 'at yer lips're like cherries, er roses, er berries?
Whut you goin' to do?
S'posin' 'at he says 'at you're sweeter 'n cream,
And he's gotta have cream er die?
Whut you goin' to do when he talks that way,
Spit in his eye?
I'm jist a girl who cain't say no,
Cain't seem to say it at all
I hate to disserpoint a beau
When he is payin' a call!

Fer a while I ack refined and cool,
A settin on the velveteen setee
Nen I think of thet ol' golden rule,
And do fer him what he would do fer me!
I cain't resist a Romeo
In a sombrero and chaps
Soon as I sit on their laps
Somethin' inside of me snaps
I cain't say no!

[Ptah]

20. You are the bestest pretend companion I have had in months

Laurey:
Why do they think up stories that link my name with yours?

Curly:
Why do the neighbors gossip all day behind their doors?

Laurey:
I know a way to prove what they say is quite untrue
Here is the gist,
A practical list of "don'ts" fer you.
Don't throw bouquets at me
Don't please my folks to much
Don't laugh at my jokes too much.
People will say we're in love.

Curly:
Laugh at your jokes-

Laurey:
Don't sigh and gaze at me.
Your sighs are so like mine.
Your eyes mustn't glow like mine
People will say we're in love!
Don't start collecting things
Give me my rose and my glove.
Sweetheart, they're suspecting things
People will say we're in love.

[Dangerously Amused]

21. Yaaay!

And I'm always happy to find someone who knows classic theatre.


:toast:

[Ptah]

24. If you sing Sunrise, Sunset, I'll cry.

IF I were a rich man . . .

[Dangerously Amused]

26. Then we'll both be crying.

How 'bout...


And now I'm all alone again
Nowhere to go, no one to turn to
Without a home without a friend
Without a face to say hello to
And now the night is near
I can make believe he's here

Sometimes I walk alone at night
When everybody else is sleeping
I think of him and then I'm happy
With the company I'm keeping
The city goes to bed
And I can live inside my head

On my own
Pretending he's beside me
All alone
I walk with him till morning
Without him
I feel his arms around me
And when I lose my way I close my eyes
And he has found me

In the rain the pavement shines like silver
All the lights are misty in the river
In the darkness, the trees are full of starlight
And all I see is him and me forever and forever ...

...

[Ptah]

27. But how the hell can a person

go on to work in the morning
to come home in the evening
and have nothing to say

Make me an angel
that flies from Montgomery

[Whoa_Nelly]

23. Tunnel of Love, Anyone?? Hmmm???

[Starbucks Anarchist]

28. Sweethearts together...

Now you have that song stuck in my head. :D

[Dangerously Amused]

29. Ha! Mind control is the first step in my master plan

...to program you into being my love slave.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

30. Screw programming!

You can have me right now! :evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

31. Damn. My master plan is even more effective than I thought!

:woohoo:



C'mere hot stuff!









And you said you were shy... :eyes:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

32. Not shy around the right people.

;)

[Dangerously Amused]

33. The "right" people?

Hmm.


Now sugar you just gotta KNOW I'm the girl your Mama warned you about...





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