Finally, something that makes women happy!

[Briarius]

According to a new study:

Semen 'makes women happy'

Women exposed to their partner's semen during sex may find themselves feeling happier than those who use a condom, say scientists.

[KitchenWitch]

1. Locking

[Briarius]

5. hey, it's the bbc!

it's real news! :evilgrin:

[Maddy McCall]

2. Oh dear god.

[ChoralScholar]

3. hmm.. anyone want to start the thread lock stopwatch?

[LynzM]

4. I don't know whether I should

:spank: you or congratulate you on finding the most brilliant thread title for this possible! :rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

10. Isn't he your partner?

:rofl:

[LynzM]

13. That funny guy?

Yeah, I married him :eyes:

:rofl: :loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

15. ROFL

Then keep him in line! :rofl:

[LynzM]

16. *you* wanna try?

4 years and counting, no luck yet ;)

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

18. I hear you

You can dress them up but you can't take them out!

[Briarius]

21. hey!

I resemble that remark!

[Maddy McCall]

17. Obvious question.

Are you happy?

:P

:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

20. ...

:spank:

:rofl:

[LynzM]

22. LMAO

:evilgrin: You bet I am!

[MaggieSwanson]

6. I actually tried to click the link

to see for myself that a man wrote the article (as if a woman would, lol).

The link is bad though. I think you are making it up!

:spank: :rofl:

[Briarius]

8. lol, it looks real enough

here's a link from New Scientist:
http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn2457
it's under "Breaking news" :D

edit: and I fixed the first link!

[MaggieSwanson]

12. Raj Persaud. Just as I thought.

It was a good try, Raj, but you still have to put on that rainjacket.

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Is Captain Obvious running the Beeb's news desk tonight?

:shrug:

[Fenris]

9. Score!

:D

[flamingyouth]

51. No wonder I'm so happy when I'm around you!

:D

[Fenris]

62. ...

;)

[LeftyMom]

11. Another entry from the "no shit sherlock" file

I read someplace that women who get regular vaginal semen deposits (OMG I managed to keep that clinical- yay me!) have less PMS and depression as well.

I think that means I should bill my vacation to my health insurer. :)

[Briarius]

14. "regular vaginal semen deposits" omg

:rofl::bounce::rofl:

[LeftyMom]

19. I tried, really I did

I'm trying really hard not to get your thread locked.

Oh shit, I just said "really hard." :rofl:

[Briarius]

23. >gratuitous cold room joke here

:evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

24. I am never going to live that down.

:blush:

[LynzM]

25. Nope, but it's ok

Not a terribly bad thing to be remembered for, as they go :evilgrin:

[Briarius]

31. I'm going to second that!

:evilgrin:

[MaggieSwanson]

26. lol!

LeftyMom will forever be synonymous with rvsd...
:patriot:

[LynzM]

27. rvsd. LOL.

Better than PENS: Perpetually Erect Nipple Syndrome, where it doesn't matter if the room is cold or not. I won't tell you whether I suffer from that or not. :blush:

[KitchenWitch]

30. please enlighten me...what is rvsd?

[LynzM]

35. "regular vaginal semen deposits"

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

37. Okay, the answer was upthread!

:rofl:

:dunce:

[MaggieSwanson]

36. It's kind of like RSVP.

:rofl:

See LynzM's post above...

[Oeditpus Rex]

32. Maybe now we'll forget the Nipple Shot

Oops.

[ChoralScholar]

28. huhuhuhuhh... she said 'hard'... huhuhuhhhh

[MnFats]

33. Is that anything like a hot beef injection?

sorry. couldn't help it.

[LeftyMom]

34. Maybe for other people.

In my case- no. :evilgrin:

[Briarius]

38. PSA For men:

"Prepare for your regular vaginal semen deposit" doesn't really work as a pick-up line

just so ya know :evilgrin:

:rofl: <---- LynzM

[LeftyMom]

39. The sad thing-

I havent had one in so long, it'd work on me. :cry:

[Briarius]

40. awww

:hug: :pals: :grouphug:

[LeftyMom]

42. It's okay.

I may get to fix that next month. :woohoo:

[Briarius]

46. Well we expect to see you all cheery then!

:rofl::bounce:

[Misunderestimator]

77. They also get more infections.

:puke:

[SofaKingLiberal]

29. IBTL

:D

[ContraBass Black]

41. I can't look at this kind of fun and not jump in.

IBTL! :D

[Briarius]

43. It's just a news story...

if you kids can behave, it won't get locked!

:evilgrin:

[ContraBass Black]

44. The "kids" in here can't behave.

That's where the fun came from.

[Blue_Tires]

45. IBTL!!! n/t

[In_The_Wind]

47. No wonder I'm so unhappy these days!

I really need to do something about changing my mood!

[crispini]

48. Ok, the picture with the story

is almost as funny as the story itself:


The scientists said people should still practise safe sex

Look at the expression on that dude's face! :rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

49. Yeah! Right! It is clearly saying:

Dude! We're gonna get laid more for sure now!
Want my condom cause I'll be riding bareback from now on!

[LynzM]

50. I noticed that about that pic, too

It's a guy giving a guy a condom, for a story about women?? :eyes:

[In_The_Wind]

52. It's a mixed message as usual.

Women exposed to their partner's semen during sex may find themselves feeling happier than those who use a condom, say scientists.

:wtf: At the same time we see men smiling while holding a condom. :shrug:
Are they happy about withholding sperm? Don't they know: www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4885708#4887171

[Tsiyu]

59. Finally I understand!

The bobble sez men aren't supposed to spill even a DROP of that precious fluid.

The happiness of the world's women depends on it! (Wonder if rsd's work for guys, too?) :P

[In_The_Wind]

63. It's a mad mad world!

Of course it would be a happier place if everyone would just get laid. :evilgrin:

[Briarius]

73. Caption:

hey buddy, you know what I want you to do with this?

[tigereye]

53. mm.. I'd like to see the actual study

and how they ruled out other factors. That is quite a claim without all the info.

It's kind of a bass-ackwards kind of message, too.

[LynzM]

54. It would be interesting to look at it statistically

You're right that that's a LOT of other factors to control for, and I'd be surprised if there are enough patients to do that, statistically.

[tigereye]

56. yeah some of the evidence

of increased depression could be caused by a lot of other factors, despite what they stated was controlled for. Every time I see an article like this, I say to myself, wait, that seems like an artifact! :D

[Squeech]

55. Hmmm...

Purely in the interests of science, you understand, I would like to know whether they also tested orally-administered effects.

And I would really like to see how one would write a grant application for these experiments.

[TrogL]

64. you've completely forgotten facial as well

Apparently it also helps the complexion.

I am soooooooooooooooo bad.

:spank::spank::spank:

[skygazer]

69. I've been told that orally administerred, it makes one's breasts grow

Of course, I was told that by the guy I was dating at the time.... :eyes:

[In_The_Wind]

70. I heard it was great for a sore throat.

[Iniquitous Bunny]

57. Thanks.

Almost forgot to take my pill today. :D

[pitohui]

58. dream on bunky

i've heard bogus excuses for not wearing a raincoat but this takes the cake

[Tsiyu]

60. Just in time, too!

At the same time the fundies effectively ban birth control.

But hey! We'll all be HAPPY! :bounce:

[no name no slogan]

66. oh, you said BUNKY

nevermind...

[redqueen]

61. aaahaaaahahaaahahahahahah

:rofl:

[no name no slogan]

65. I could see this being the next cover story for "DUH" magazine

the magazine of the painfully obvious for the terminally clueless

[Fenris]

67. "A DUH Investigation: WOMEN LOVE SEMEN!"

"Will this lead to recreational visits to sperm banks? See page 12!"

[Hell Hath No Fury]

68. All the semen in the world...

isn't going to make you happier if your boyfriend is a JERK! Been there, done that. :D

[Briarius]

72. you couldn't have gotten it all

I don't recall you visiting me!
:evilgrin:

[plcdude]

71. I just know

that I feel happier.

[Porcupine]

74. So I could be a font of happiness. yah, right.

Somebodies confused with chocolate. Or maybe women who can go without condoms are in stable relationships and can either deal with the pill or have kids.

I've always noticed women were much happier w/lovemaking when they were trying to make babies also.

[Dukkha]

75. but it is better to give than to receive

it makes me happier too! Safe se is so 90's anyway. The risk is worth it as long as it's consensual.

[LynzM]

76. Ummmm.......

Kick! :evilgrin: