I have 40 pages to write in two weeks, but all I want to do is have fun!!!

[Writer]

HELP!!!

[SofaKingLiberal]

1. Close your eyes

and imagine how much fun you are going to have if you don't finish your work.

:D

[Writer]

3. I'm closing my eyes, and I'm envisioning...

a sandy beach, drinks, and Backrubber Boy Sven. Now THAT's BLISS!

[SofaKingLiberal]

5. Actually, I mean what will be the consequences of not finishing.

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[Writer]

6. Whips and chains? Public flogging?

Ahhh. Now that's even BETTER BLISS. :crazy:

[Fredda Weinberg]

2. Where's your conscience, man?

Mine wouldn't let me sleep until tonight's assignment was done. I've just sent off my day's work to the archive, so I'm headed for bed.

Until the next incremental deadline ... PARTY TIME!

[Writer]

4. Who said I have a conscious?

I think I lost it a while ago. Oh, I'll go look for it, okay?

[Robeson]

7. What are you supposed to be writing about?

[Writer]

9. Bunnies. It's non fiction.

Bunnies that work underground to build vast mailing tubes. The British Army used to use the tubes to send messages during World Wars One and Two. Yet scientists have discovered a dramatic decrease in the vast underground bunny mail tube network. With the abundance of food nearby it's a mystery. The question I'm answering is: Is email causing the demise of the industrious rabbit?

[Robeson]

11. Be sure and post a link when you've completed it....

...so we can read it.

[Writer]

14. I'm afraid I won't be able to make it public.

The British Board of Bunny Science has strict confidential guidelines for its technical writing. I can't reveal my findings in public.

But thanks for asking! The research is quite a rush.

[ChoralScholar]

8. Any fun you have will be tainted by

the assignment hanging over your head. Bust your ass, finish it in a few days, and THEN have fun.

[Writer]

10. You're quite right. I will try.

:)

[Skittles]

12. go write the first five pages right now

or I WILL kick your ass

[Writer]

15. Ow. Ow!

UNCLE!

Yes sir may I please have another???

[Skittles]

16. OK then ya perv

if you go write the first five pages I WILL KICK YOUR ASS

[Ptah]

13. I think you should practice here:

sink
try a few paragraphs to warm up.

:hi: