Who wants to flirt with me?

[MissHoneychurch]

spring is slowly coming around the corner and it gives me that kinda feeling .. ya know ....

[In_The_Wind]

1. Me

[MissHoneychurch]

4. Hey Joani

I flirt with you all the time .... you don't need an extra invitation :)

[In_The_Wind]

7. I was lonely this weekend. I tried real hard to stay out of trouble ...

But I think I blew it. :evilgrin: Again.

[MissHoneychurch]

10. You trying to stay out of trouble????

are ya sick?? Should I call the doctor????

[In_The_Wind]

13. Only if ...

He is cute or has a really really good bedside manor.

But seriously I am trying to stay out of trouble while I'm having fun. :( It isn't working for me.

[MissHoneychurch]

20. I knew you were gonna say something like that

him???

[KitchenWitch]

23. rrrrrrooooowwwwwrrrrr

:drool:

[MissHoneychurch]

25. need a napkin?

:D

[KitchenWitch]

26. A beach towel would suffice!

:rofl:

[MissHoneychurch]

28. What for????

to lay on with him???? :rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

29. LOL

and to soak up the :drool:

;)

[In_The_Wind]

43. That's as good a place as any to start.

I need some extra strength TLC.

[southlandshari]

2. Me!!! If you'll have me....

SeattleGirl stole my hot dominatrix outfit, but I do have on a beautiful kimono Kitchenwitch let me borrow!

:hi:

[MissHoneychurch]

5. Kimonos are cool

way more exciting than hot dominnatrix outfits.

:hi:

[southlandshari]

12. I think so, too!

:hug:

[MissHoneychurch]

27. way more fun to unwrap

[Random_Australian]

3. Well, since no-one has posted by the time I'm starting to write,

I'll try, but more to hone my own skills than to try to pick up, after all I am WAY too young for you...
-------------------------------------------------------
Nice smilies, nice smile. ;) What BIG t.... er, teeth you have, my dear...:blush: :)
Mmmmmm, what is that lovely fragrance?



------------------------------------------------------------
How's that for starters? Am I doing well?

[MissHoneychurch]

8. You do just fine

good thing my teeth are straight and without flaw ... that way I can bite ... uhh .... kiss you :blush:

[Random_Australian]

19. *Assumes faux flirting voice* Ahh, but a sweet bite from

Honeyed lips, enchanting, my dear.

*ends faux flirting voice*

Teeth without flaw? But they look so little like your face... :D

---------------
wait a tick, luv, gotta give this dipstick Bondi!

YOU! ForrestGump(btw :) :hi: ): May your chooks turn to emu's and kick your dunny door down!
You wouldn't last a round in a revolving door, ya mopoke!
Took a Captain Cook an' bit of a geek at yer profile, and least you 'aven't got it done up like a poxdoctors clerk, but strewth if I weren't listening to that song as I took me butchers! Cor Blimey what a co-incidence. (Note: I really am serious, I really was listening to 'I am a rock'(, I am an island) at the time! :hi:

[MissHoneychurch]

33. *licks lips with tongue*

*trying to remember where I put the honey*


:D

[Random_Australian]

48. Err, or was that "You can

keep your freaking fanghole away from my mouth, face and neck" ?

[ForrestGump]

9. Hey, mate, get out of the picture, you drongo

I was watching the women all flirt with her.... :D

:hi:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

6. Howdy!

:hi:

[MissHoneychurch]

15. Hey SA

:hi:

not quite sure you could land with me with a "howdy" in real life :rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

18. I'd land you like we landed the Nazis in Berlin.

:D

[MissHoneychurch]

36. You wanna hurt me???

:scared:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

41. Sorry, I'm quite "medicated" right now.

I probably don't make a whole lot of sense. :smoke:

[MissHoneychurch]

42. Do you ever make sense?

:hide:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

44. Nein:

;)

[MissHoneychurch]

45. Good

because sometimes I don't want to make sense myself :)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

46. And you never do.

:D

[MissHoneychurch]

47. Then I am doing it right

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

11. *wink*

;)




















:blush:

[MissHoneychurch]

17. *wink* back

:blush:

[NMMNG]

14. Yoo hoo

[KitchenWitch]

16. Buffy's got me beat!

:blush:

[MissHoneychurch]

21. YOWZA

:wow:

[NMMNG]

34. .....

:rofl:

[MissHoneychurch]

37. You just can't beat a sexy woman's ass with a green smilie

:rofl:

[NMMNG]

38. It is definitely unique

Then there's this

[MissHoneychurch]

39. At least a "female" smilie

and not a girl smilie with shaved .... :blush:

And I better not go to that page while at work ... :hide:

[NMMNG]

40. Oh yes, I forgot about you being at work

Here's something that's less likely to get you in trouble

[billyskank]

22. You too?

Definitely something in the air around here. :hi:

[KitchenWitch]

24. Equinox!

:loveya:

[billyskank]

31. I think I remember them

didn't they have a string of hits in the seventies? :P

[MissHoneychurch]

30. Oh yes

but don't ask me what it is ... it might be contagious

:hi:

[billyskank]

32. It's spreading around here like wildfire!

:D

[MissHoneychurch]

35. The roof the roof the roof is on fire

:D

[NewJeffCT]

49. Hey honey, you come here often?

What's a nice woman like you doing in a place like this?

[MissHoneychurch]

50. Sometimes I am in the middle of the game

sometimes I watch more than talking. And aren't you reason enough to show up here?

[NewJeffCT]

78. moi?

You flatter me. I don't think anybody shows up here because of me. You, on the other hand, people get worried if you haven't posted in more than 15 minutes.

[Briarius]

51. You are sweeter than Nougat Bits!

:evilgrin:

Thanks again!

[MissHoneychurch]

52. YAY

now that is what I like to hear :)

[Brewman_Jax]

53. Really?

;-)

[MissHoneychurch]

54. I was wondering when you would show up

I was waiting for you :blush:

[Brewman_Jax]

55. I was delayed

sorry, it's morning here.

[MissHoneychurch]

56. I guess I won't do you a favor then

if I tell you that I am outta my office in anhour?

[Brewman_Jax]

57. Your day is done already?

[MissHoneychurch]

58. That smilie

:rofl:

And yes, my day is almost done already .... gonna meet for a drink with a friend right after ....

[Brewman_Jax]

59. The tantrum

may have to ask elad to put it on the list.

My workday is starting. :P

[MissHoneychurch]

60. Yes, that would be a great smilie to add

but there are sooo many smilies one needs these days :rofl:

I hope you had a good weekend and start rested in your new work week.

[Brewman_Jax]

63. Spent the weekend busy

did errands for mom on Sat. (she's improving, albeit rather slowly) and I stayed in an did chores on Sunday. Scrubbed kitchen counter, sinks, and floor, dumped trash, ran laundry, tai chi workout, and cooked for a couple of days of food. Didn't go out on Sunday, too much to do. :(

[MissHoneychurch]

64. Oh man, sorry to hear

cleaning an apt (esp. if it isn't your own) on a weekend just sucks.

How is your dad?

[Brewman_Jax]

67. He's at the nursing home

he went on Saturday. Mom expects to feel better later today to take him some spare clothes. The therapy begins today, and he's a big baby when it comes to pain. :cry: :P

[MissHoneychurch]

70. Good thing that isn't your job

sounds like you gonna relax at work from your private life ....

[Brewman_Jax]

71. I get a break

I have to go to work to get some rest. :rofl:

[MissHoneychurch]

72. Now don't fall asleep in those meetings

:rofl:

[xmas74]

61. Not in the mood to flirt.

I'm pulling out all the blankets today. We have a chance of 6 inches of snow this afternoon.

[MissHoneychurch]

62. Oh how nice

:hug:

spring seems finally to arrive here. And I am really glad of that.

[xmas74]

81. Last week tornadoes,

this week snow.

Spring in Missouri.

[LynzM]

65. I'm a girl, am I allowed?

I'm an equal-opportunity flirt! :bounce:

[MissHoneychurch]

68. Did you see how many girls flirted with me in this thread???

I think more than guys .... of course you are allowed .... :bounce:


how are you doing? :hi:

[LynzM]

79. Oh goody!

:bounce:

I'm counting down the days until September! *grin*

Doing ok, I have midterms this week, which kind of sucks, and work is crazy, but... life goes on! How are you, besides enjoying spring?

[MissHoneychurch]

83. I can't complain

life is nice to me these days. And I am also counting the days till September.

[sakabatou]

66. :: waves ::

:hi:

[MissHoneychurch]

69. *waves back*

:hi:

[sakabatou]

73. ...

....... I have realized that I can't flirt what-so-ever... No skill.

[MissHoneychurch]

74. A nice smile is flirting already also

and can brighten up a lady's day, believe me :D

[sakabatou]

75. Such is the Way of Flirting

I must seek a master to find out this new technique.

[MissHoneychurch]

84. I am by far no master

but you are welcome to seek me :)

[sakabatou]

98. Then I seek an "enlightened" one

And that would be you.

[In_The_Wind]

76. Hey ~ remember me

www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4914387&mesg_id=4914470

[MissHoneychurch]

85. I do I do

but I couldn't think of an answer :blush: please forgive me

[In_The_Wind]

93. I thought you were starting to take me for granted. : (

After all you did start flirting with everyone else and forgot all about me. x(

[MissHoneychurch]

94. Not true!!!

:cry:

now I better go and hide in the corner ....

[In_The_Wind]

95. Hey. Don't feel sad. I forgive you.

I understand how it is sometimes.
Just toss me a brownie or a daydream. Until I find my boy toy.


Please please please don't go. Don't stand in the corner. :loveya::pals:

[miss_american_pie]

77. Good morning sunshine

;)

[MissHoneychurch]

86. Am I still allowed to say Good morning to you too?

I hope you have a sunny day inside and outside :)

[miss_american_pie]

90. Of course

It's always morning somewhere. And it is sunny here, if freezing.

I hope you're having a good day. :hi:

[MissHoneychurch]

92. Well my day is almost over

(after 8pm here now) but I ahd a good day. Went for a walk with a friend at the river Main after work. The sun was shining and I could leave my jacket open. It was really beautiful.

:hi:

[lcbart]

80. I do.....

But somehow I can't come up with anything to do with 'Honeychurch' withoout going way past flirting.....

[MissHoneychurch]

87. I didn't know my name is that un-innocent

devil in disguise .... :evilgrin:

[lcbart]

96. Ok ... well here I go.....

Can I taste the sweet honey as I worship at your church?

[MissHoneychurch]

97. ...

:rofl:

that is good. Sticky but good :rofl:

[jakefrep]

82. *wink, wink*

;) :toast:

Marmor, Stein, und Eisen bricht, aber unsere liebe nicht!

[MissHoneychurch]

88. Oh gosh, I haven't heard THAT in ages

thanks for reminding me :)

:toast:

[jakefrep]

91. I first heard that...

..when I visited my friends in Germany in 2000. One of my college buddies teaches English at a military base in Heide, and his wife-to-be is from a small village near Schleswig. They live in Kiel.

[jakefrep]

100. Another reminder - here ya go...

[madokie]

89. Help with the ticket

:hug:

[Deja Q]

99. Those nasty, uncontrollable urges you've got no outlet for?

:7

Welcome to my world! :7

:hug: