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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 11:00 AM
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Vegans are complete loons
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Take that flvegan! :P :evilgrin: See how you like it! ;)

PS if you see this, and AREN'T flvegan, could ya give it the occasional kick? Thanks.

Post-PS--just for clarification...no I don't think Vegans are loons.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 11:01 AM
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1. Oooh... You... You... !
:spank:
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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 11:04 AM
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4. LOL! thanks for the kick
:hi:

I don't know how many times he suckered me with various gags about a month and a half ago. Others have carried on the torch, but every time I see that damn Brazillion joke I think of him.

Sorry you got caught in the crossfire! ;)
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 11:02 AM
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2. I'm a Level Five Vegan - I won't eat anything that casts a shadow
mikey_the_rat
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 09:18 PM
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29. I loved TransAmerica too!
:hug:
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 09:21 PM
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30. Mushrooms have that much nutrition?
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 11:04 AM
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3. They can't be loons
You are what you eat, after all.
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Katherine Brengle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 11:19 AM
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5. Best. Unsuspicious Brazillion Joke Thread. Ever.
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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 11:30 AM
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6. Thanks,
I'm not generally adept at lounge grenades, but this idea seemed just TOOOOO good to keep to myself.

I was a little concerned about an actual flamewar busting out over this--hence the unusual Post-scripts!

:hi: :D
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 11:57 AM
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7. Hey! I resent that!
And so do all the rest of us Las Vegans.... :P

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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 12:44 PM
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8. Kick for Flvegan.



Nice work, eyepaddle!


:applause:




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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 12:53 PM
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9. A clever jape, old boy!
Edited on Mon Mar-20-06 01:05 PM by GirlinContempt
:eyes:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 01:12 PM
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10. : )


:P
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 01:13 PM
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11. Vegans eat loons?
nt
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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 05:42 PM
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12. It might be time for another kickeroo!
:kick:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 05:43 PM
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13. LOL
You are evil!

:rofl:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 05:43 PM
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14. I like vegans because they're crunchy
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 05:44 PM
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15. and they taste good in a bechemel sauce!
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 05:45 PM
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16. OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Got me...BIG time!!

I thought it was a copycat or something, though. I know you don't broadbrush like that.
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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 05:46 PM
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17. Yaaayyyyyyyyyy!!!
Thanks for the compliment by the way! :D :rofl:
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 05:47 PM
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18. Loons are complete vegans.


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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 07:11 PM
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27. I thought they ate fish?
:shrug:
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 07:26 PM
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28. It was just a trick to get people to look at Condi's brazilian shirt.
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 05:49 PM
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19. Well, I've thought up an automatic device to
keep the thread kicked. I think I'll call it a 'FlameWar' :evilgrin:

Vegans are loons! :P

Loons! Loons! Are too! ;)

How do you like the automatic flamewar/kicking device thus far?
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 05:53 PM
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20. So I go to this flamewar expecting to see......
Dirty. Rotten. Bastard.



Got me.
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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 05:56 PM
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21. Sorry you got hit by the humor shrapnel,
Ususally I'm not evil like this, but something just came over me. :blush:

I, I, I felt...compelled. :evilgrin:
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harleydad Donating Member (151 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 06:10 PM
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22. I wouldn't know about loons but I know I was traumatized
by a vegan thanksgiving dinner last year.

Does this help kick it up?
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AirmensMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 06:52 PM
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24. Traumatized?
OK, I'm THROUGH cooking for you! Oh ... what's that? It wasn't cooked? That's the problem? OK, FINE! Wash yer own raw veggies! :spank:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 06:11 PM
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23. OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!
That was good. You are a bad bad man.
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 06:57 PM
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25. I don't know a Brazillion, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn once
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