Katherine Harris goes into a bar.

[mac56]

Bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

[leftofthedial]

1. Bartender asks,

"How much did you pay for the new stripper tits?"

[mac56]

5. Katherine replies, "Not very much....

but that was before inflation!"

[leftofthedial]

15. LOL!

:rofl:

[jpgray]

18. Very nice!

:D

[alittlelark]

2. " All the better to proLONG your agony"

[blondeatlast]

3. Bartender says--"We're fresh out of virgin blood." nt

[johnnie]

4. Bartender says

"What the fuck!"

[hyphenate]

6. The bartender asks

"Don't need any more hookers in here tonight."

[mac56]

7. Bartender asks, "Why do you think you're gonna win the election?"

Katherine replies, "It's my divine right. And left."

[blondeatlast]

8. Bartender

keels over in fright.

[Robb]

9. How dare you make fun of her personal appearance?!?

:rofl:

Sorry, couldn't go there with a straight face... and neither could she! :D

Somebody stop me...! :rofl:

[mac56]

10. Bartender says, "Lily Munster called..."

"...She wants her makeup back."

[blondeatlast]

11. No punch line here, I just can't stop giggling unconttrollably

at this ridiculous picture:



(from the Top 10 Conservative Idiots journal)

[file83]

12. Bartender asks, "Why'd you fix the 2000 election?"

[Cocoa]

13. bartender says, sorry we don't serve roadkill

[tuvor]

14. Harris says, "My boyfriend's suing me." Bartender asks...

"For palomino?"

[meow2u3]

16. Bartender says: Cruella DeVil called

She said you stole her Dalmatians.

[TreasonousBastard]

17. Bartender says...

guy at the end of the bar wants to buy you a new face.

[TreasonousBastard]

19. Bartender says "You look like you have a problem...

why not make a clean breast of it?"

[jpgray]

20. She says "I caught my man in bed with another woman."

Bartender says "You bitter?"

Harris says "Yep. Bit him, too."