I won't be keeping a journal

[HEyHEY]

You freaks know too much already

[enigmatic]

1. Thanks for sending us the Edmonton Rush, by the way

These guys couldn't beat the Yakov Smirnoff Lacrosse All-Stars!

[HEyHEY]

2. No prob!

[jpgray]

3. In that case I promise to read it every day

Or at least as much as I read mine.

[HEyHEY]

4. We should keep each other's journals

[jpgray]

5. Let's give it a shot:

Today, I, myself, HEyHEY, lit my bed on fire and left a dirty message in my radio correspondent voice on GirlinContempt's voicemail.

Now you.

[HEyHEY]

6. Sure

"I can't stop masturbating... I try and try, but the urge is too much. Today I was charged for doing it on a bus. The worst part is I think about chickens when I do it."

[jpgray]

7. ..

"My date got cancelled again--apparently this girl's fondue pot needs two nights worth of cleaning. But when it finally goes down--boy! It will go down like the richest, cleanest fondue chocolate. Note to self: remember to 'disseminate' jpgray's photobucket set of his trip to the Amish chicken ranch."

[WCGreen]

8. I'm letting mine go free......