To Be A Broad.

[Dangerously Amused]

Edit: A REAL broad.

[Random_Australian]

1. Ambrose Bierce: To be a Frenchman abroad is to be miserable,

To be an American abroad is to make others miserable. ;) :)

Also:
- Dramatist (Noun): One who adapts plays from the French
- Drowsy (Adjective): Severely affected by a play adapted from the french...

Go on! Laugh!

[Dangerously Amused]

3. Sacre bleu!

:rofl:



I laugh because I am French, and it is true.





:toast:

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. I wouldn't consider Tammy Faye a 'broad'

"Broad" is about attitude, and she ain't got it.

Lucille Ball was a broad. Susan Hayward was a broad. Roseanne Arnold is a broad.

Broads use "broad" in reference to themselves. They're proud of it.

Dog love 'em. :loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

4. Well, I googled "broad" and SHE came up.

The accompanying article said she called herself a "tough old broad."


Alack and alas, I must agree with your position; Lucille Ball fits the bill a damn sight better. I'll see what I can do.

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. I bet she giggled after she said it

Like, "Tee-hee... hope G-d or my mama didn't hear that."

Whereas Susan Hayward hollered at Dog.

Broads ain't 'fraid o' no mythical creatures.

And they'd be proud to have their silhouettes on truck mudflaps. :thumbsup:

[Dangerously Amused]

6. There. It's Looooo-ceeee!

Happy now? :)













Edit: I didn't spell a SOUND correctly. :eyes:

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Yeah... except

it's "Looooo-ceeee!"

http://www.fiftiesweb.com/lucy-im-home.wav

[Dangerously Amused]

8. Oh for Pete's sake.

There.




Happy NOW?????













:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. This dude?

[Dangerously Amused]

10. Duh-uh. No, THIS guy:

:7

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Nonononono!

This is Pistol Pete.

[Dangerously Amused]

14. Well then.

I guess we'll just have to let them duke it out for the title.


Oh man, MY Pistol Pete is soooooo gonna jack your "Pistol Pete's" shit up.

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. Probably so

Mine died 18 years ago. He was only 40.

[entanglement]

12. To be a broad is not to be abroad

[Dangerously Amused]

13. To be a broad and not to be abroad?

THAT is the question.

[entanglement]

15. LOL

Or, to be abroad and not to be a broad? (that would be a real shame now wouldn't it?)

[Dangerously Amused]

16. True.

Though perhaps a tad less tragic than being a broad broad abroad.


:)

[Lilith Velkor]

32. Bollocks

Whenever I go abroad, I remain a broad. It's my duty to my country (and other cuntlike tendencies).

[In_The_Wind]

18. Yes.

To the real broads.

[Dangerously Amused]

21. =clink=

CHUG-CHUG-CHUG



Ahhhhhhhhhhh.

[In_The_Wind]

28. One more time!

[Dangerously Amused]

31. Oh hell, why stop at one?

:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:



:7

[In_The_Wind]

34. Indeed!

[Lilith Velkor]

19. Fuckin' A

[Dangerously Amused]

22. Hell yeah!

Hoo-ahh!

[graywarrior]

20. Paul Newman said his wife is last of the good time broads.

[Dangerously Amused]

23. I guess he would know.

I love that guy. :7

[Iniquitous Bunny]

24. I prefer being a lady.

Strong, but a lady.

[Dangerously Amused]

26. Lucky you.

I don't think I have the genes for it. I think I'll only ever get to be a broad.


:cry:

[Dukkha]

25. Well, I have studied abroad... or two.

[Dangerously Amused]

27. I like the way his gloves match his shoes.

Now THAT'S a broad with class!

[Skittles]

29. Thelma Ritter!

[Dangerously Amused]

30. Yay Thelma!

Thelma will KICK YOUR ASS, yes INDEED! :7

[Skittles]

33. oh I loved her

in my eyes she is the EPITOME of "dame" :thumbsup: