All loungers, check in!

[Random_Australian]

There's no-one posting, is there no-one here? Just wanted to see what level of DU'ers gives this post speed. Just clicking reply and putting a dot in the sub line is enough.

If you wanna start a discussion, post something with words. To start a flamewar, post about slaughtering goats as part of a celebration of factory farming at Hilary's presidential inauguration ceremony, while she marries Rush Limbaugh. In bigamy. On an oil tanker. That runs on nuclear energy. & is made out of mission accomplished signs.

[cleofus1]

1. yes i am here

i'm at work mooning over tilda swinton



i updated my journal too...but it did not appear on the updated journal list...

hey where is australia anyway...and is it a continent or an island...and is it really made of convicts and japanese ex-patriots?

isn't tilda hot?

[Random_Australian]

4. CAUTION: TIRED AUSTRALIAN!

WE are a continent. We are a country. We am an island. You think my grammar is bad? You should see the small female off duty checkoslovakian traffic warden's !

Pretty hot. hair and angle not my preference.

[In_The_Wind]

2. .

[MissMillie]

3. Present and accounted for

I'm usually at the gym at this time, but my equilibrium has been out of whack due to an ear infection.

[Random_Australian]

5. Simple home remedy- sever your

head. Side effects may include dizziness, loss of hearing, and voting republican.

[LaurenG]

6. ...

[MissHoneychurch]

7. Reporting for duty

I am here

:hi:

[Random_Australian]

8. Finally! A voice of sanity!

These people were beginning to babble like (yes it involves traffic wardens).

Anyway, I could do a chatette, how are you?

[MissHoneychurch]

10. I am doing fine

btw, have you seen my motivation for the afternoon??? Wouldn't mind it shows up in between.

How are you?

[Random_Australian]

14. Good, good, a little tired, and aiming to make the traffic warden,

squid, navy, paper and vacuum cleaner a trademark.

[MissHoneychurch]

18. Did you sleep at all?

and how did the learning go ahead?

[Random_Australian]

21. It's midnight here. I'm going to bed soon. n/t

[MissHoneychurch]

22. Oh OK

I had the crazy idea that it was morning for you already. I get confused with all those different time zones, with me being in Germany etc.

[MissMillie]

11. gee... thanks a lot

:banghead:

[Random_Australian]

12. you didn't reply! I thought you'd used 'the remedy' (upthread) n/t

[MissMillie]

19. then how is it possible that I was "beginning to babble"?

:P

[cleofus1]

13. don't blame him

he lives on an island and is descended from convicts...O8)

[Random_Australian]

15. Oh yeah? I happen to be of the same distinguished lineage as

someone vaguely important or famous, so I can't be a criminal. Now gimme your wallet!

(better than the freeper: Give me my wallet which is in your pocket with all your ID in it!)

[cleofus1]

17. ha!

at least i can say my ancestors were never arrested...i suppose law enforcement was not as developed as it is today...

[Call Me Wesley]

9. .

[riona]

16. here

between bouts of wrestling with a vacuum cleaner belt.

[Random_Australian]

20. too true. Have been myself.. I mean who makes those things?

A Small female off-duty Checkoslovakian traffic warden?
A giant Squid?
The Bolivian Navy on maneuvres in the South Pacific?

Who knows? And the instruction manual is a sheet of blank scrumpled up note-book paper!

[riona]

27. and while we're at it

cleaning hepa filters! i give up. i just use one vacuum to clean the other one's. i swear, i'm going back to one with a bag - if they still make them

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

23. word.

nt

[Random_Australian]

24. If I had one simple wish, it would be to see John Kerry

slaughtering goats as part of a celebration of factory farming at Hilary's presidential inauguration ceremony, while she marries Rush Limbaugh. In bigamy. On an oil tanker. That runs on nuclear energy. & is made out of mission accomplished signs.

Nigh night DU!

[wildhorses]

25. .

:patriot:

[seemunkee]

26. dot

[rbnyc]

28. Yo.

Just arrived in the office. 5 minutes of DUing before work.

[tjwmason]

29. Hey there R_A.

Things are normally quiet at this time of day.

The back-bone of DUers are Americans and its' horrendously early for them at the moment.

[crispini]

30. Here we come!

It's time to get up and go to work for us now, so you can expect more loafing! Hi :hi: RA!

[bigwillq]

31. Checking in

for my morning browse through DU! :hi:

[twenty2strings]

32. I am recovering...Played 6 Irish gigs last weekend...

I've got blisters on my fingers! Had to take a steroid shot on thursday for my Cluster headaches. I was the Barry Bonds of celtic music...Woo hoo!!!!!!:toast: :bounce:

[deadparrot]

33. Hello.

:hi: