Way too funny

[Ohio Joe]

Penis Request,
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends or public holidays off
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark place that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases


Dear penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised,
the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief periods of work
You do not always follow orders of the management team
You do not stay in your designated area and are often visiting other
locations.
You do not take initiative; you need to be pressured and stimulated
in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You do not always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
wearing the correct protective clothing
You will retire well before you are 65
You are unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed
the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been constantly entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management

[In_The_Wind]

1. Oh My!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. OH good grief! That is very funny!

I almost passed this one up!

You might put something a bit more provocative in your thread title......

In order to pull in the most readers!

I LOVE it!

:rofl:

[Ohio Joe]

3. I was thinking...

It was borderline lock material as is, so I went easy.

[BigMcLargehuge]

4. Locked

Sex threads bring Daimajin, and his stony vengeance, down from the mountain.

Please do not taunt the stone idols.



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