Have You Ever Tipped (Or Given Money To) a Cow?

[anarch]

Poll question: Have You Ever Tipped (Or Given Money To) a Cow?

[madinmaryland]

1. I tried to tip a cow over once.

Got really upset. Things are awfully heavy.

[anarch]

2. IIRC, you are supposed to wait until they are asleep,

but still standing. Never tried it, myself, but I grew up in prime cow-tipping territory.

[madinmaryland]

3. It was asleep.

But apparently at 3 in the morning, with four drunks trying to push it over, we must have woken it up.

:shrug:

[Beer Snob-50]

4. 15% is bout right

isn't it?

[AllegroRondo]

5. The truth about cow tipping

its kind of like snipe hunting.

You dont go cow tipping to actually tip over the cow. Sure, you tell the new guys that, but the veterans know that you cant really do it.

Its darn near impossible to tip over a cow. They're big, they know you're coming, and they can run pretty quickly when they want to. But the newbies dont know this. They'll try like hell to push that cow over, especially after a case of beer.

You end up with a couple of really muddy drunk guys, a slightly mad or amused cow, and stories to tell your kids.