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ElsewheresDaughter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 06:26 PM
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a joke
Edited on Tue Mar-21-06 06:33 PM by ElsewheresDaughter
So a guy comes in and sits down at the bar. At the bar, there is a robot bartender. After getting the man's drinks, he asks the man "What is your IQ?" The man replies "150." So then the robot starts talking about nuclear physics, aerospace engineering, and a variety of intelligent subjects.

The man, impressed, leaves the bar and comes back again as a test.

The robot asks the man again what his IQ is. This time, to test the robot's abilities, he replies "100". The robot then proceeds to talk about Nascar, breasts and beer. The man is amazed that a robot can hold a conversation with anybody based on their IQ level! What a revolutionary implement!

So then, the man comes into the bar one more time. Once again, the robot asks him what his I.Q. is. To which the man tells the robot it is 50.
The robot then replies....

so.... you... gonna... vote... for... george w bush... again???

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CBGLuthier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 06:33 PM
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1. Oh fuck. Is this the new braziliion?
:-)
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Hissyspit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 07:16 PM
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2. It's awful long, but...
we could just say "robot bartender" for shorthand.
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