ROXANNE!!!!

[texas1928]

You don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your body to the night

Roxanne
You don't have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light

I loved you since I knew you
I wouldn't talk down to you
I have to tell you just how I feel
I won't share you with another boy
I know my mind is made up
So put away your make up
Told you once I won't tell you again
It's a bad way

Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light

[bertha katzenengel]

1. You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something

larger, like Wyoming.

[texas1928]

2. Let's start with...

Obvious: 'scuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face? Meteorological: everybody take cover, she's going to blow! Fashionable: you know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like... Wyoming. Personal: well, here we are, just the three of us. Punctual: all right, Delbman, your nose was on time but YOU were fifteen minutes late! Envious: Ooooh, I wish I were you! Gosh, to be able to smell your own ear! Naughty: uh, pardon me, sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away. Philosophical: you know, it's not the size of a nose that's important, it's what's IN IT that matters. Humorous: laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze, and it's goodbye, Seattle! Commercial: hi, I'm Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose for $39.95! Polite: uh, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, uh, orchestra keeps changing tempo.

[bertha katzenengel]

4. LOL

:rofl:

gosh... to be able to smell your own ear! :rofl:

[Blue Belle]

5. "Dirty: Your name wouldn't happen to be Dick, would it?"

I love that movie!

[bertha katzenengel]

3. Roxanne: "What did you say?"

C.D. "I said, 'Ten more seconds and I'm leaving!'"

Roxanne slams door.

C.D. knocks. "Wait a minute! What did you think I said?"

Roxanne: "I thought you said, 'Earn more sessions by sleeving.'"

C.D. "Well, what the hell does that mean?"

Roxanne: "I don't know. That's why I came out." *slam*



:rofl:

sorry, Texas... it's one of my favorite movies.

[bbernardini]

6. You need to find the mashup of this tune and "Super Freak" RIGHT NOW.

It's absolutely brilliant.