Solve for SEX

[ForrestGump]

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

1. Ohmygoodness .

:spray:

[ForrestGump]

3. I always knew they had teeth...

:scared:

Hi, Ms Carolina! :hi:

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

12. Hello Mr. ForrestGump .

I up at 12 midnight dreading going to work tomorrow and I am praying that I have a fun quiet night . Please LOL .

[ForrestGump]

15. You'll have a fun, quiet (except for LOL-breaks) night, and get lots of

good sleep, too.

I thusly decree.

And so it is.


:D

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

16. The thing is , I am tired but my bed is hard as concrete .

I toss and turn all night . I think its all the moon's fault . Its always someone else's fault . Good night ForrestGump :hi:

[ForrestGump]

20. Good night, Ms Carolina!

May your bed moph into clouds of cotton candy (but not sticky and tangled in your hair) and visions of sugarplums (but without the caloric or hyperglycemic side-effects) dance in your head... :hug:

[FuzzySlippers]

2. IBTL.

;-)

[ForrestGump]

4. L? What L?

[FuzzySlippers]

5. I should have said D.

;)

[ForrestGump]

9. Hey. I'll get in trouble if I start talking cup sizes...

:P

[LaraMN]

6. The funny part is, it's made from the same stuff as this:

So you basically just rip it off. No big deal.

[ForrestGump]

10. Rip it off and Have It Your Way?

Thank you for that! :hi:

Pasing on that info is this thread's crowning achievement.





Okay. Its only achievement.

[RevCheesehead]

7. Here ya go.... but be very, very careful.

[ForrestGump]

11. Thank you. I'll file those away.

For when I get tombstoned.










Any minute now....

[texas1928]

8. So if she farts...

is it growling?

[Robb]

13. Hmmm...

Oddly familiar. AHA!

[ForrestGump]

19. Oh no!!!!

[Kerrytravelers]

14. This is what is passed out in Abstinence-only sex ed classes run by fundies

[sakabatou]

17. That would make anyone abstinate

[ContraBass Black]

18. I didn't realize they came with decoration.

[southlandshari]

21. Locking

What? That was my guess to solve the puzzle! Really it was.

:shrug:



:hide:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

22. You crack me up, Shari!

:rofl:

I love ya, baby!

:loveya: :hug:

[southlandshari]

24. .....

:blush:

Well, the damn thing DID have a lock on it!

;)





















Always got one of these for you, sweet Peggy! :hug:

[ForrestGump]

23. Oh, no!

:rofl:













:rofl:



And I lost the key, dammit....

:-(









:P

[southlandshari]

25. Oh yes, darlin'!

And keep your scraggly metal teeth away from me!

Pervert.

:eyes:

[ForrestGump]

26. I love a challenge