Okay, the rapture just happened...

[cynatnite]

What do you do?

:evilgrin:

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

1. Beat up my enemies with a baseball bat .

I am sure God would understand ;) muhahahahaha

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Appropriate the 'saved' ones' cars

Somebody's gotta do it.

[SeattleGirl]

3. Could you get me a nice Lexus, OR?

Thanks dude! :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. I'll keep my eyes out

Y'think fundies drive Lexi, though? :shrug:

Prolly none of 'em drive a '61 Corvette. :-(

[SeattleGirl]

7. Prolly not.....

And I doubt they drive Lexi, either, unless it's a tricked out God-Mobile.

[LeftyMom]

5. Pick up my free minivan at the church next door.

:evilgrin:

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

11. We are so mean .

LOL

[FuzzySlippers]

6. Move into Pat Robertson's house.

[SeattleGirl]

8. You might want to an exorcism first

:P

[deadparrot]

9. Pop the bubbly.

Guess who's not president anymore?

:D

[MnFats]

34. i don't think * even believes it...he's just talking the talk..

...to keep his fundy base in thefold.
...how many religious people do you know that would say "Fuck Saddam, we're taking him out?"

[Whoa_Nelly]

10. That wasn't the Rapture

It was just those damn helium-filled porn dolls again!

[NMMNG]

12. 1. Tear down all of those obnoxious monuments

2. Implement gay marriage in all remaining 49 states
3. Overturn the abortion ban in SD
4. Put quality programming in place of the wingnut fundie crap like The 700 Club
5. Turn fundie mega-churches into shelters for homeless people so they can actually be used for good instead of evil.

[laheina]

25. 6. take back PBS,

or is that part of number 4?

7. Throw one helluva party.

[NMMNG]

31. That could be part of #4

And the party sounds grand. :party:

Save some ganja for me. :smoke:

[WCGreen]

13. I .....

Along with everyone who has a kind heart and a compassionate soul....

Will be in heaven.....

Watching Pat Robertson and all his cronies wonder why they are the only one's left on earth...

Or not....

[Kerrytravelers]

14. I will be in Heaven, or wherever we go, with all my DU buddies and

others on this Earth who have compassion and human decency.

Meanwhile, * and his minions will be out of sight and out of mind! :toast:

[Gold Metal Flake]

15. Grab my clothes and thank the young lady for a pleasant evening.

.....

[Random_Australian]

16. 1)Convince people there is no God.

2) Laugh heartily.
3) Watching freepers get a 'little dissapointment' when they expect said non-beleivers to be thrown into a lake of fire, and they are given hot buttered toast instead...

mmmmmmm toast......

[hfojvt]

17. google has my answer

as my most popular post
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3311707&mesg_id=3315207

[liberalpress]

18. Dig out my old truss...

... oh, sorry, thought you wrote the "rupture" happened.

[RedCloud]

19. Tell Zeus I want my religion back.

[tjwmason]

20. I'm not here...

Oh wait - I'm a Catholic and thus worship the demon cookie so I'm damned to hell. :eyes:

Thank goodness the rapture's just a silly idea dreamt up in the 19th century.

[laheina]

26. I *luv* to tell fundies that. :)

"I'm Catholic; we don't believe in the rapture." It boggles their minds.

[azmouse]

21. Nothing. There is no such thing as the Rapture.

http://www.demonbuster.com/rapture.html

It is a fact that no Christian churches, congregations or fellowships existing prior to 1830 proclaimed a RAPTURE doctrine, and all accepted the Biblical truth that Christians would be on earth during the time of great tribulation. Before 1830, the single RAPTURE Scripture of 1 Thessalonians 4:13-18 were accepted as resurrection verses.



This false teaching of the rapture has caused Christians to think they need do nothing. Teaching that the rapture can occur any day is false, because it causes Christians to think that we are soon to leave earth and do not need to be active in Spiritual Warfare. But God needs us to be salt, and speak truth, and make a difference in the world today.

[laheina]

28. Right.

It leads people to forget about good stewardship, good works, and the spiritual progress that needs to be made today, within the self.

That's my 2 cents.

[leeroysphitz]

22. Go and laugh at all the devout fundies that are STILL HERE... nt

[NMDemDist2]

24. what leeroy said!

:rofl:

[riona]

23. thank scotty

for answering my request to "beam them up, PLEASE!"

[Beware the Beast Man]

27. Ascend into heaven, thumbing my nose at Pat Robertson.

:D

[Bassic]

29. Duck out of the way of running fundie

cars and airplanes.

Then have a beer.

[izzybeans]

30. I ride my chariot made of chocolate and feathers into the great hole in

the sky.

[LSK]

32. wake up, cuz it was just a dream

[spacelady]

33. Have some tuna & crackers & dry milkshake. n/t

[CanuckAmok]

35. Collect up all the prosthetic limbs and shoot a Herbie Hancock video.

And finance it with all the wedding bands and gold teeth.