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BelleCarolinaPeridot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 01:26 AM
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I have finally figured out the cure to my insomnia .
I think that the cure to my insomnia would be if my internet connection just shuts down every night at 1:30 am , I would have no choice but to go to bed because its the only thing that keeps me up . There has to be a "HighSpeedInternet Annoymous " support group somewhere . Also my digital cable should go off at the same time as well at 1:30 am . I am pathethic LOL - but if those two things went off , I would have no choice but to go to bed and actually sleep . Did I mention that I was pathetic ? I need someone to rock me to sleep . Any volunteers ? I'm cute ?!?!?!
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 01:29 AM
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1. It's hard to turn off the brain and the "Brain" sometimes
Edited on Wed Mar-22-06 01:30 AM by Whoa_Nelly
My computer and Internet connection is like a part of my extended Id and Ego family...
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 01:33 AM
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2. Yes, you are
But my arms aren't that long. :-(
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BelleCarolinaPeridot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 01:34 AM
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3. You mean I really am pathetic ?
;)
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 01:51 AM
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6. Hush
:spank:
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BelleCarolinaPeridot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 01:52 AM
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8. Ahahha !
I think I need some headache medicine from the beatings up side the head that the smiley is giving me .
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 02:00 AM
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10. The smilie is but a metaphor
It ain't sposta be upside your haid. :evilgrin:
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fleabert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 01:46 AM
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4. then you'd start buying, checking out, whatever- more books!
at least I would. I get lost in them for days on end. I can't function in the real world if I am into a book.
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BelleCarolinaPeridot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 01:52 AM
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7. I not only check out books . I buy them all the time .
I have a joke with my mom that there is a red light with a siren that goes off and amazon.com whenever I order books because I order them so often . I read entirely too fast I don't know when to put the book down . Maybe I am just hyperactive .
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fleabert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 01:56 AM
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9. I have to physically remove the books from my presence to do things
like shower, go to the bathroom, brush my teeth, eat, etc... I have been late to work because I had to finish a book.

way worse than tv or the internet. I guess that's a good thing, right?
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BelleCarolinaPeridot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 02:00 AM
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11. That's a very good thing .
I am just hard headed . All of the good things happen at night and I don't want to miss anything .
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fleabert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 02:06 AM
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12. I am the same way.
I love tv and the internet. I sat here this evening and recorded Boston Legal, which I will watch soon, then there's the second run of Daily Show and Colbert. That puts me in bed at 3am-ish. brilliant!
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ornotna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 01:50 AM
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5. Me! Me! Pick me
I'm pathetic too. :P
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 02:08 AM
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13. Here's the cure:
Get up at 5:30 and drive from Santa Barbara to Redding, CA, including the ENTIRE LENGTH of the Central Valley.

I had to stop WAY too often because I was totally losing focus on the road.
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BelleCarolinaPeridot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 02:11 AM
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14. You know what , that gives me an idea .
When I finally get some vacation days I am going on a road trip . I am taking some clothes , and my cellphone just for emergencies and my music I am just going to drive to the North Carolina coast all by myself and sit on the beach - oh yes ! Don't mind me , you were talking about driving to Santa Barbara , hell I might just drive to California . I want to see the Pacific .
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 02:15 AM
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16. You should totally come out here!
:bounce:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 02:12 AM
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15. You poor sweety! Another internet(s) addict.
:(
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BelleCarolinaPeridot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 02:17 AM
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17. Hells yeah - I am coming clean .
Edited on Wed Mar-22-06 02:22 AM by CarolinaPeridot
You know what's bad ? I have a friend who comes over with her lap top with wireless internet on my system and sometimes we instant message each other when we are in the same room . :shrug:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 02:27 AM
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18. ROFLOL! Yep, you have a bad case of it. Maybe we...
could get a support group started, but that would only be feeding the addiction.
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