BREAKING NEWS:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

BREAKING NEWS:
In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu, George W. Bush has just bombed the Canary Islands.


I know the mods are gonna move this, but I just received it from a "non-political" friend and thought I would share. :)

[SeattleGirl]

1. LOL!

Priceless!

[Viva_La_Revolution]

8. I'm glad you enjoyed it

as much as I did. :)

[cynatnite]

2. He would...

:rofl:

Thanks for the laugh. I'm gonna pass it around.

[Cleita]

3. Oh that's a good one!

:rofl:

[donheld]

4. He will also abolish Swan Lake

:crazy:

[Cleita]

7. No that will be Dick Cheney out hunting birds.

He probably can't tell the difference between a real swan and a ballerina in a tutu.

[WCGreen]

5. A rather large Gaffaw......

[KingFlorez]

6. That's funny

The bad thing is he'd really do it

[Tsiyu]

9. K & R

:kick:

:rofl:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

11. thanks!

I'm sending her a link to this thread now... maybe she will really 'wake up'!

:bounce:

[Nutmegger]

10. This needs...

a little:kick:and a little:thumbsup:!!!

:rofl:

[dave123williams]

12. Funny; those islands are named after dogs, too; not birds :)

[northofdenali]

13. frppppp oh hell

(works on removing tea from keyboard)

:rofl::spray::rofl:

[Bluebear]

14. You are a sick girl.

I like that about you! :rofl:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

15. because it's still funny this morning...

KICK!

[theHandpuppet]

16. I thought he decided to invade Turkey

But he couldn't find it on the map.

[OhioChick]

17. LMAO........

Thanks for the morning laugh! :)

[LoZoccolo]

18. Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Viva_La_Revolution]

19. Good morning Lounge Lizards!

I just noticed the mods finally moved this. No sense of fun :P

[Sugar Smack]

20. BWAH!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Thank you for that!!!!

[Viva_La_Revolution]

21. kick

just because

[SofaKingLiberal]

22. This is going to be the next brazillion joke, isn't it?

:popcorn:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

23. If I keep kickin it, it will be!

:rofl:

ya gotta catapult the propaganda...

:)

[SofaKingLiberal]

24. Last week Ki kicked about a dozen different Brazillion jokes.

I think I may have earned a couple ignores.



:hide:

[Ariana Celeste]

25. k & r

:patriot:

It's a r in spirit man.

since its been over 24 hrs.

[UrbScotty]

26. Thank Gawd for our great President!

</Robertson>

[Renew Deal]

27. kick

:dem: