It is time for another "I performed my own vasectomy" thread.

[Magrittes Pipe]

I saved a ton of money, but now it really hurts to sit. And stuff is swollen the size of a grapefruit.

Maybe I shoulda used a sharper knife.

And anaesthesia.

And antiseptic.

[no name no slogan]

1. were you biting on a bullet

and drinking a shot of whisky?

If not, there's your problem.

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. I drank a lot of whiskey beforehand.

Does that count?

[leeroysphitz]

2. Let us know how that all turns out for you....

good luck! :)

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. I don't think anything will be "turning out" for a while.

:hurts:

[Ron Green]

5. It doesn't matter if it worked or not, though -

'cause you won't be gettin' any from now on.

:cry:

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. It was a birthday present for the missus.

I should have remembered that she's already fixed. x(

[Misunderestimator]

6. That's definitely journal material.

:thumbsup:

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. Of course.

[EstimatedProphet]

9. Actually, I performed Hedges' vasectomy

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. Never let a Deadhead near your nards with a straight razor.

Rule #1.

[taterguy]

10. My co-pay was only twenty bucks

Minimal pain and discomfort. Seriously

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. I bet they gave you anaesthesia.

[taterguy]

17. Just local anesthesia

Some guy has a knife down there I want to be able to keep an eye on him

[trackfan]

13. Here's the picture

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. Aye.

[XNASA]

14. You could try suing for malpractice.

I thought you were going to quit performing medical procedures on yourself after your botched attempt at an autocircumcision.

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. No, I was trying to *reverse* my circumcision.

My body rejected the baboon skin. :(

[In_The_Wind]

18. Ewww

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. Owww

[In_The_Wind]

20. Ekkk

[Magrittes Pipe]

21. AK

[In_The_Wind]

22. Can we talk first?