Who else does NOT have a Landmine?

[BikeWriter]

:shrug:

[Gormy Cuss]

1. This is really scary.

Over 20 minutes and no reply. You are alone. All other DUers have landmines, apparently.
Don't tell Agent Mike. Oops!

:hide:

[BikeWriter]

4. Oh, crap! I'm in big trouble! Where are the land mines...

when you need them? :shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

2. Aww... ya beat me to it!

:cry:

[BikeWriter]

5. I'm sorry, Sweety. I'll leave the next good copycat for you!

[EstimatedProphet]

3. How many do you need?

[BikeWriter]

6. Shh, Agent Mike may be watching. I'll contact you with...

The Double Secret Code!

[MadHound]

7. Can't help you on the landmines, but what about a couple of cannons?

<http://bronzecannon.net/classified_ads.htm>

I'm seriously thinking about buying a couple of these artilery pieces for the front lawn. But of course, they have to be in working order;)

[BikeWriter]

9. Oh, for sure! A few oz. of coarse black powder is all you need!

:)

[MadHound]

12. And something for that powder to propel

What good is the bang if there's no bite to it:evilgrin:

Yes, I'm one of those pyromanical, big noise type of people. A couple of cousins and I made a little signal cannon when we were kids, and still fire it off every Fourth of July a during the annual pyro festival, aka fireworks display.

[BikeWriter]

14. A couple of handfuls of roofing tacks gives interesting results...

If you don't have a sack of lead balls. :)

[MadHound]

17. Funny you mention that, but I inheireted a sack of lead balls!

Along with the rest of my father's firearms. One of them is an 1851 muzzle loader, hence the sack of lead balls(50 cal) And being that I some scrap lead hanging around, and the old bullet mold, hey, canister shot here we come.

Why do I get the sneaking suspicion that I'm going to be getting a Homeland Security or BATF visit now:scared:

[BikeWriter]

24. Pard, all those goodies could be fun, if...

you have a marauding grizz in the area. Be careful!

[Lilith Velkor]

8. It's not a landmine if you throw it at people

:hide:

[BikeWriter]

10. Well, uh... We usually don't play frisbee with them.

[Lilith Velkor]

20. "Rover, fetch!" ... BOOM!

I know it's sick, but...but...

:rofl:

[BikeWriter]

25. Smarty!

[riona]

11. does the nra say we need one?

[azmouse]

13. We don't have to NEED one for it to be our right to own one!

Just like nukes.:nuke: Nothing better for home defense!

[BikeWriter]

16. I like how you think!

[BikeWriter]

15. Why sure... for protection!

[leeroysphitz]

18. Do claymores count are you talking about bouncing betty and

anti-tank type mines?

[riona]

19. omg

i'm defenseless here! how long do i have to retrofit my .... wait a minute, where do i put all this stuff? who do i call? who's attacking? i need a nap.

[BikeWriter]

30. Come and visit some of us. We'll teach you,

[BikeWriter]

29. Yes.

[Blue Diadem]

21. I have an 85# dog that leaves me all kinds of landmines..

in my flower bed of all places. He's never left me one on the grass..never ever.

I am not landmineless.. :cry:

[BikeWriter]

28. Have you considered using a cannon? A non-lethal...

load could even be effective!

[hfojvt]

22. I am not sure

Why don't YOU go out in the yard and check? :scared:

[BikeWriter]

27. Not without a mine sweeper, I don't!

[FuzzySlippers]

23. My lawn is full of 'em.

Damn pesky Girlscouts trying to sell me "cookies". I know those things are laced with arsenic. And I suspect that mailman is up to no good. May be trying to deliver me anthrax disguised as the phone bill. Not to mention the f@%#&*g meter reader!!!

[BikeWriter]

26. Kill 'em all, let G*d sort 'em out!

[Richard Steele]

31. Well, I don't TECHNICALLY have one...

But I have alot of things that COULD BE landmines,
if I had 45 seconds and some good strong twine....

[BikeWriter]

32. There is a lot to be said for traps!

[jukes]

33. i always prefer

the M26A2 w/a tripwire secured to the splitring. dual-purpose.