This guy's a freakin' genius (dialup warning)

[Robb]

I can't for the life of me imagine why this person isn't rich yet. :D

[LSK]

1. WTF!!!!!

:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

[Squatch]

2. Does it come with a pack of breathmints?

[DS1]

3. Oh, the OTHER definition of "Fresh"

:puke:

Why not just sell people large corkscrews that they can use to drill a hole through the exterior wall with?

Wait, I'm gonna go patent that

[Fenris]

4. Who DOESN'T want to breathe air from a sewer pipe?

[underpants]

5. Sounds .like a good idea to me

Worst case scenario and all but hell it beats dying.

[DS1]

6. My version converts to a bong you can put in the tank

:P :smoke:

[SOteric]

7. Sweeeet!!

So if you know you can't be saved, at least you can go out with a nice little buzz on!

[Fridays Child]

11. Aha! That's what they mean when they call it "good shit."

[redwitch]

18. I'm not so sure about that

I think I would rather die.

[Redstone]

8. Great way to fuckin' kill yourself! 1) If the ROOF is on fire, you'll

breathe in smoke and soot and other fire-related carp from the breather pipe.

2) If the breather pipe happens to be clogged, you'll breathe methane from the sewer pipe.

Might as well just jump out the fucking window. Faster that way. Much less humiliating as well.

Redstone

[mikeytherat]

9. And if there's a blockage, you get a big mouthful of

(don't even want to think about it!).

"Well, I'm alive, but I have spinal meningitis and Hepatitis C (and this awful taste in my mouth). Woo-hoo!"

mikey_the_rat

[ForrestGump]

12. You got carp in your toilet?

Cool.

:P





Like I never tyop..

[Redstone]

15. Doesn't everyone?

Redstone

[johnnie]

10. That was from 1982

And I haven't seen Ron Popeil trying to sell the "Shit-tube breathamatic" on TV yet, so I am willing to bet this invention was never truly realized.

[DS1]

13. Billy Mays bought the rights to it

:rofl:

[redwitch]

19. And we call ROBB a dingbat!

n/t

[Benfea]

14. Hmmm, breathe sewer air or choke to death on smoke.

Man, that would be a difficult decision, wouldn't it?

[Robb]

16. I see a reality show premise in the making!

:rofl:

[Fleshdancer]

17. Eat shit and die!

No, really!

:rofl:

[steely]

20. His grandchildren must be proud of him.