Sex in the workplace

[Deja Q]

I am a male.

There are other males in the workplace.

And there are some females in the workplace too.

What we don't see is what some of those males and females in the workplace do behind closed doors. (a.k.a. those big business meetings...)

[Texasgal]

1. Hmmm...

I've often wanted to take one of our sexy surgeons to the broom closet! :P

It never works out though...damn.

[Deja Q]

2. How about me as proxy instead?

:7 :rofl:

[Texasgal]

5. Are you sexy?

The broom closet is empty!!! :P

[Deja Q]

12. As with all humans: In some ways more than others.

:7

[Susang]

3. I'm curious (and confused)

WTF are you talking about? :shrug:

[Deja Q]

6. What people do to get promotions, I think...

I'm not quite sure. I just recall stories from my current workplace and previous ones. O8)

[Susang]

8. Gotcha

Just wasn't sure what you meant from your OP. ;-)

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4. Not as often as those males with other males behind closed doors.

[Deja Q]

7. Like the kool-aid man says,

Oh yeah!

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9. Too bad no sex threads, there are lots of workplace stories to tell...

[Deja Q]

11. I think we'd get the gist of most of them anyway...

:rofl:

[Alleycat]

10. I'm getting screwed at work

but I'm not having sex.

:evilgrin:

[Nikia]

13. I don't think that goes on at our workplace

I'm sure that we would all know if it did. Rumors always abound some of which aren't true. For example, I've allegedly had at least one affair and worked part time as an exotic dancer neither of which are true.
I do keep on hoping that I'll be offered a promotion for sex by my supervisor or one of the owners so I can so "No sir, I won't have sex with you, but if you don't promote me, I'm going to be suing you and the company."

[Droopy]

14. Your worst fears are true

I got in after hours today and went looking for my dispatcher. I accidentally walked in on him and the male terminal manager in a very compromising position. I was wondering how my dispatcher got promoted to handling the midwest fleet :D

[seemunkee]

15. Sounds like you should be up for a promotion now too

[Droopy]

16. Zing!

No, the only thing I'm blowing is smoke :)

[swag]

17. I'd say it's probably time

to wave the ol' pecker around for a few still moments at the Monday morning staff meeting.

Give it a go!