Larry the Cable Guy is The Food Inspector

[Goblinmonger]

or some similar dumb ass title for a movie.

What would you rather do than watch that movie.

Me, I would rather lick razor blades.

Or bite into a lightbulb.

[fleabert]

1. I'd rather have sex with GWB.

beat that, y'all!

[Goblinmonger]

2. Youch! That will be hard to top n/t

[Pacifist Patriot]

3. I'd rather have sloppy seconds after fleabert.

[Goblinmonger]

4. Nicely played n/t

[Pacifist Patriot]

5. *bow* Thank you, thank you very much.

[fleabert]

16. snap!

i'd rather give oral to Momma Barb!

[Goblinmonger]

18. ew!

ew, ew, ew. I may have to poke my eyes out.

[Radio_Lady]

6. Gee! It's previewing tomorrow here in Portland! However, I'm

not planning to go to see it. You can have my ticket --

In peace,

Radio_Lady (movie reviewer in Oregon)

[Goblinmonger]

7. I loathe Larry

what a racist prick.

[Radio_Lady]

9. OK. I'll take your word for it.

Not something I'd cross the street for, by the look of it.

http://www.us.imdb.com/title/tt0462395/

[MrSlayer]

8. I'd rather be abacinated by a confused, wart covered pygmy.

While mutant turkeys force their freakishly elongated beaks into my ears to deafen me.

[Radio_Lady]

10. Um, my guess is you won't be going to the film, either -- right?

[MrSlayer]

11. Correct.

I hope I didn't make it too obvious.

[Radio_Lady]

14. Naw. It was just a good guess!

What have you seen recently that you actually liked?

Any of the Oscar nominated movies?

Capote
Good Night, and Good Luck
Brokeback Mountain
Munich
Crash

?????????????


Have you been to see:

V for Vendetta

?????????????

[bullwinkle428]

12. Joe Pantoliano has a role in this? Oh, how the mighty have fallen!

His utility bill must be overdue or something...

[Bossy Monkey]

13. There's an echo in here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4925242&mesg_id=4925242
:P

[Radio_Lady]

15. Well, I've been reviewing movies off and on for decades.

This is the first (and judging by your comments and that poll, probably the last time) I've heard of Larry, The Cable Guy.

However, I do remember in the 1970s feeling the same for another series of movies. I'm trying to remember the name of the actor and not getting it yet.

Oh, now I remember, it was "Billy Jack" -- Tom Laughlin. A name that will go down in infamy (unless you liked his stuff, in which case, there's no accounting for taste!).

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0066832/

http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0490871/
Born in 1931 and looks like he's still alive -- who knows?

On edit and with research:

All is forgiven, Tom.

I love your web site, and you're a Democrat with political aspirations, even at your age! No shit!

How about a little dance around the DU?

http://www.billyjack.com/

http://www.tomlaughlin.blogspot.com/

In peace,

Radio_Lady

[specimenfred1984]

17. I'd Rather Be Possessed and Have a Failed Exorcism Every 5 Minutes

because seeing that movie would mean I was in hell anyway.

[EstimatedProphet]

19. I'd rather watch Snakes on a Plane

[DainBramaged]

20. SOAP

[Guy Fawkes]

21. I'd rather see "Pack of Wolves: Iraq"...

where a bunch of American soldiers sell dead Iraqis to an evil (ie Jewish) doctor. Ah, Turkish anti-semitic theater... how we love thee.

[Initech]

22. I'd rather engage in the "bulletproof cup" bit from Super Troopers.

If you know what I mean...

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

23. I'd rather

watch Freddie Got Fingered starring Tom Green