A little life wisdom from Velma

[VelmaD]

Never ever EVER put Dark Chocolate Milky Way minis into the same stomach that already has 2 apple martinis in it. *urp*

[GOPisEvil]

1. The lesson, as always, blame Trey.

If he hadn't made you buy those things, you'd feel better and I'd have saved the 5459345 calories I consumed eating those wretched, yet tasty, morsels.

[VelmaD]

3. Well, according to Trey...

they didn't set too well with Scotch either...so at least he's suffering too. Bwahahahahahaha. :evilgrin:

And it is, of course, ALL HIS FAULT.

[GOPisEvil]

7. I must report no negative reaction with Amstel Light.

However I only had one (1) beer (I swear occifer).

Hard liquor + dark chocolate milky = :puke:

Got it.

[VelmaD]

8. I'm scared to go back to the bar on Friday...

after reading about TABC arresting people for being drunk...in bars. *gasp*

[texas1928]

2. DARTH!!!!!! (HEAVY BREATHING)

Does'nt sound appetizing, but I do not drink apple martinis.

[VelmaD]

4. Each one on it's own was quite tasty...

they just don't mix well.

And apple martinis are yummy...like alcoholic jolly ranchers. :)

[texas1928]

5. I have heard that.

Just never had the urge. I like my Maker's Mark and coke.

[VelmaD]

6. To each their own...

if we all liked the same thing...there wouldn't be enough to go around. :)

[texas1928]

9. Hands off my Maker's Mark.

I will have to cut you with my Lightsaber.

[VelmaD]

10. If I had had one more apple martini...

and a bit less chocolate...I'd be up to making an x-rated comment about your lightsaber. But alas, I feel urpy. :(

[texas1928]

11. Can we get some Pepto in here...

PLEASE!!!!!!!

[VelmaD]

12. mix it with a little vodka and I'm THERE

Just kidding...actually I took a little pepto about a half hour ago and my tummy is starting to settle a bit. I'm thinking about heading to bed now that I might theoretically be able to sleep.

I'm glad I posted this though...been too long since we ran into each other. *hugs* :)

[texas1928]

13. With Vodka?!?

:puke:



Yeah we don't talk enough anymore.

[Taverner]

14. Nor should you mix milk chocolate and beer

Bad....

Nor should you bread a screwdriver and deep fry it...

[kitkatrose]

15. But chocolate and margaritas go excellent together.

:D