My Name is George W. Bush - ask me anything

[LynneSin]

[xmas74]

1. Why are you such a fuckwad?

And can I have the name of your dealer?

[LynneSin]

2. Next question

(obviously you must have snuck in since that wasn't one of the planned questions)

[xmas74]

5. They don't scare me.

I don't do planned questions.

And I'm gonna keep pressing it until you flub.

[Radical Activist]

21. You stole my question

except I was thinking "fucktard"

[xmas74]

22. But were you also going to ask about his dealer?

I bet he gets quality.

[Radical Activist]

23. Nope.

I didn't think of asking that. I get mine from old Kucinich campaign staffers. ;)

[xmas74]

24. That's probably some good shit too.

[ohiosmith]

3. How many is a brazillion?

[LynneSin]

9. A Brazillion is the number of terra-ists who want to hurt our country

and I plan to stop them in their tracks by staying the course in Iraq even if it costs a brazillion dollars which we'll raise by making the tax cuts permament. Only people who hate america and love terra-ists would want to get rid of the tax cuts

[jane_pippin]

4. Did you ever succeed in making "the pie higher?"

How did you do it?

[LynneSin]

6. I've made the pie higher by fighting terra-ists who want to bring

harm to our country. By stopping the Evil DOers, God has given me power to bring the pie to new high standards yet to be seen by this country

[Orrex]

7. What's the best thing about being such a wonderful Christian?

And are you ever bothered by the fact that people just don't realize how fantastic you are?

[LynneSin]

10. God Bless you Orrex for such a thoughful Christian

I need good people like you praying for me everyday to stay the course in Iraq and Iran if necessary. Our soldiers will fight so you and your family can sit at home and enjoy the freedom and democracy that all great Christians like yourself deserve

[azmouse]

8. How did you manage to screw up everything so badly?

[LynneSin]

11. Someone get rid of this anti-american please.

[azmouse]

16. Nothing is more American than dissent!!

[madinmaryland]

12. Who would Jesus bomb?

[LynneSin]

13. I pray everyday about that same question, just like you and all other

Christians are doing. I pray that we find the right countries to bring our brand of democracy and freedoms too. And Jesus tells me that Iran needs our help and as a good Christian leader I'll send our soldiers to bring democracy no matter how much money or men & women it takes to make democracy happen. And to pay for it all I'll give more tax cuts!!

[madinmaryland]

14. Thank you for your wonderful leadership.

And don't let those gays get married.

[leftofthedial]

15. when the two of you are alone together

what is the one thing that Condi does that drives you over the edge?

[LynneSin]

25. She sings to me "Onward CHristian Soldiers" in nothing more than

a hot-pink G-STring!

[leftofthedial]

30. oh crap. I asked for it

now I need a Brillo Pad for my brain.

It burns! IT BURNS! MAKE IT GO AWAY!

[Sanity Claws]

17. What are you drinking these days?

C'mon you can tell me. I'll keep it secret.

[LynneSin]

27. The Blood of Christ

(otherwise known as

[Sanity Claws]

32. I hope you have a lot of aspirin on hand

Maybe that's why you have that hungover look in the morning. Straight gin would be easier on your remaining brain cells.

[LostinVA]

18. How do you explain your dismal poll ratings?

[LynneSin]

28. Those ratings are nothing more than anti-american, terra-loving bloggers

I mean, take a look around in this room - everyone loves me. Everywhere I go I might encounter 2 or 3 dissenters but everyone else in the room loves me and asks me such challenging questions like "George, what should we pray for you about"

[AlCzervik]

19. Peruvian flake or crank?

[LynneSin]

29. I told you to meet me outback on the building

:eyes: geez!

[Guy Fawkes]

20. Is the war in Iraq a sign of the Apocalypse? If not, why?

(what kind of a freeptard asks questions like that, anyway?)

[LynneSin]

34. God Bless you - next question please

:D

[APPLE314]

26. Do you wear the microphone in the shower? - n/t

[LynneSin]

35. Do You? Next question

:D

[Initech]

31. Under your watch, close to 40,000 people have died. Yet...

you claim to be pro-life and you constantly go on about "erring on the side of life". The question is - could you stop being such a hypocritical douchebag?

Oh and where I get the 40,000 from:

3,500 - World Trade Center
30,000 - estimated dead Iraqi civilians (although that number is way off, it's probably closer to 50,000)
2,400 - number of soldiers that have been killed since "mission accomplished"
???? - number of people who died in Hurricane Katrina
???? - number of civilians and soldiers killed in Afghanistan

[LynneSin]

33. Under my watch, Six Billion people are still alive!

Six Billion people inhabit this planet and you're worred about .000761% of the population. I'll pray that you will one day forgo your terra-loving ways.

[Joey Liberal]

36. Why do you hate America?

You prick.

[LynneSin]

37. Why do you love terra-ists

We've got another one - take care of it!

[Joey Liberal]

38. Hey LynneSin

I like your Journal.

[LynneSin]

39. Who is LynneSin? Is she a Terra-ist?

:shrug:

[yellowdogmi]

40. Were you born an asshole or did you practice your whole life?

Doesn't really matter cause your an asshole tonight. Sorry the post made me think of that old song. Hope you got a chuckle out of it.

[LynneSin]

41. I'll pray for you!!

Got another one

[yellowdogmi]

42. If god actually listens to your prayers.

what do you need Karl Rove for?

[philosophie_en_rose]

43. America. Great or Greatest?

I'll put you down for greatest. :silly:

[LynneSin]

45. Greater than the greatest greatest

I prayed long and hard about that!

[Oeditpus Rex]

44. Have you stopped lying to us?

[LynneSin]

46. No!

:P

[maveric]

47. Is Laura drugged or is she an Android?

[LynneSin]

53. She's just the woman I married from Stepford

:D

[UrbScotty]

48. Wut iz it like beeing in charj?

-Dann Kwayal

[LynneSin]

50. ITz sew gud beein the ejucashun preznit

:D

[UrbScotty]

57. Is your children learning? (nt)

[Initech]

49. Another one - why did you pick such a douche to be vice president?

[LynneSin]

52. Got another one

Let him go quayle hunting with dick cheney

[edbermac]

51. Quick...how much is two plus two?

No cheating now...

[LynneSin]

56. 2+2=5

War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength

[bridgit]

54. what's yer malfunction, douche bag...

x(

[LynneSin]

55. Send this one to Gitmo!!