It's so comfy in the bubble. ( a pome)

[trof]

(One of the 'advance' instructions for Cheney's hotel suites is to be sure all TV sets are pre-tuned to Fox News.)

It's so comfy in the bubble
'Cause there's never any trouble
At least not any I can see or hear.

And I never hear the babble
Of the commie pinko rabble
So there's nothing in the bubble I should fear.

Liberation's hunky dory
That is still my Iraq story
So please shut up and pass another beer.

Oh my Halliburton contacts
Still get us no-bid contracts
As the master of this game I have no peer.

Life is just a bowl of cherries
It really is the berries
Just make sure that my defibrillator's near.

note: After I wrote this I found you could actually sing it to "If I Only Had a Brain" if you kind of stretch the last line of the tune a bit.
;-)

[XemaSab]

1. Chemtrails!

[trof]

2. Swine flu!

[trof]

3. Phillysteens. Poetry haters.

bah