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Okay, here we go. I have finally picked names for my impossible kids.

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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 02:15 PM
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Okay, here we go. I have finally picked names for my impossible kids.
As my wife is barren, and I've no intent to ever plant my seed in any other furrow, I'll never be in the position of having to name a child.

If, however, God were to miraculously impregnate my wife, I would name the child thusly (after kicking that cuckolding bastard God's ass):

Boy: Beavis Demerol

Girl: Rhubarb Angina
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 02:18 PM
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1. Way TMI, dude, Way too much.
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 02:34 PM
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8. Posts Midlodem, so I don't have to. :-)
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 02:18 PM
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2. Those names just roll off the tongue.
And they certainly have the virtue of being unique. :thumbsup:
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 02:19 PM
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3. You said angina.
huhuhhuhuh...
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 02:26 PM
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4. I'm thinking "Jack Daniel" and "Chivas Regal" are more appropriate.
:7

:hi:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 02:29 PM
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5. Or "Old Crow" and "Gordon's Baby?"
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 02:33 PM
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7. Richard Hedd and Courtney Unity November Treacle
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 02:36 PM
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9. *LOL*
Bastid.
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 02:33 PM
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6. Oh, my God! I was copy-catted!!!
I am SO thrilled. This is my first official copy-cat thread.
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