I taste like maple syrup.

[LaraMN]

Or so I presume, as I just blew the top of a bottle off it, trying to clear a "blockage," and it blurped ALL over me. I suppose I should have pointed it outward. Much of it was trapped by my cleavage, but a bunch got in the ends of my hair. I will never get this shit off without a shower (which I can't take now.) Gross.

[JackBeck]

1. Are you coming on to the lounge?

[jpgray]

3. Yep. She replaces matcom on third shift.

[LaraMN]

4. ...and he's a tough act to follow.

I'm getting off early today, though- I have to leave in an hour to go hand in my Stupid Comp Papers.

Oh, also- jp, can you direct me as to how I might get a "raise" in my position. I've been doing this for awhile now, after all, and I would like to move up a little...

[SOteric]

7. So is everyone reading

about your cleavage coated in maple syrup.

[jpgray]

8. Well, get off however you can, I guess

:P

Sorry about my mind being in the gutter. It's a placeholder at this point for my soon-to-be English-majored corpse.

[LaraMN]

9. Your only err is in apologizing, you nut.

As if anyone else would? As if I expect good behavior in such a thread? Bwah!
English, eh? Who'd have thought!?:7

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. I prefer ginger.

:9

[leftofthedial]

5. i just knew it

*sigh*

[LaraMN]

10. Well if you knew it, then the polite thing to do would have been

to warn me!

[leftofthedial]

17. I was making waffles

it takes awhile to make good waffles

[Taverner]

6. Hmmmmm cleavage and maple syrup

Not quite 9 1/2 weeks, but it'll do...

[LaraMN]

11. I'd never look at Mrs. Butterworth the same.

:evilgrin:

[Taverner]

12. Ahhhh but if instead of eating strawberries out of your naval

Perhaps one could eat belgian waffles off your chest?

Could one use a fork in that case? Or would that kill the mood....

[LaraMN]

22. I've always asserted that I'd try most anything once-

but if I were to end up with tine-scars, it would definitely be a one-time deal.

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. What about Aunt Jemima?

Northerners. :eyes:

[LaraMN]

23. I don't think we can even get that here...

maybe at "Pure Pleasures" or "Sex World". :rofl:

[JackBeck]

16. Ohh...sticky things and lesbianism.

You sure know how to get the some of the straight boys worked up!

[LaraMN]

20. Lol!

I'm not a lesbian, silly! I'm not even bi!
:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Nor 'The Big Easy'

That was butter and cinnamon, as I recall.

And it wasn't cleavage, but a bit to the side.









(Anybody got any ice?) :blush:



Edit: Right city, wrong film; it was "Exit to Eden." (It suddenly occurred to me that the butter-and-cinnamon-adorned nipple belonged to Dana Delaney, not Ellen Barkin.)

[LaraMN]

25. Oh, I loove cinnamon!

I believe there's something cinnamon on my internet-shopping list. :evilgrin:

[momophile]

15. I taste like spaghetti sauce...

I just dropped an open tub of sauce on the floor next to me. Everywhere. Pants dripping in sauce. Floor. Chairs. Cabinets.

Strangely, though, not in my cleavage...:hi:

[EstimatedProphet]

18. You did this on purpose. Admit it.

Just so that you could post this.

[tigereye]

26. oh

:rofl:


with anyone else you would wonder, but somehow it seems more highbrow when it's Lara.

[LaraMN]

28. "Highbrow"!

Yes! I love it! :rofl:

[tigereye]

31. you are the highbrow of lowbrow, then

you remind me of one of my best friends and her sense of humor... so that's probably part of it. :)

[LaraMN]

27. No, but I recognize an opportunity when I see one.

:evilgrin:

[EstimatedProphet]

30. Point taken

[ThomCat]

19. Okay, who else will have that visual in their head all day.

:hi:

[Ohio Joe]

21. I think i'll need definitive proof

no... no nevermind, i'll be good :evilgrin:

[dpbrown]

24. I've got butter...

...for use as a cleansing agent, of course.

Servprobrown...like it never even happened.


:P

[XNASA]

29. Suddenly I have a craving for French Toast. nt.