If you could jam *'s radio receiver

[ThoughtCriminal]

and replace the signal with your own broadcast. What would you play?

I'm having trouble getting creative here, so far the best I've some up with is the old "Almond Joy/Mounds" jingle ("Sometimes you feel like a nut, Sometimes you don't...")

Reporter: "Mr. President, If military intervention is justified to prevent Iraq and Iran from acquiring weapons of mass destruction, why are we not making similar threats to North Korea?"

Junior: "Uhmm, just a momment...Sometimes you feel like a nut...Sometimes you don't..."

Suggestions?

[guinivere]

1. I'd start off with some Ozzie

and have the following repeated over and over and over ....
put together from bits and pieces of his speeches.


I am an idiot.
I have ruined Amurka.
I lie my ass off.
I do what they tell me.
Stealing elections is fun.
I like being king.
I don't like hard work.
My daughters are enlisting.


After awhile, I figure he would have all this memorized. Very soon, he would just blurt this out.

[Gatchaman]

2. "Your fly is open"

just to see him look.

[Lautremont]

3. I'd just laugh.

Just laugh and laugh.

[madinmaryland]

4. Effective immediately this is what I am going to do..

1.) Send Unca Dick to a cell in Gitmo.

2.) Replace unca dick with Al Gore.

3.) My resignation is effective immediately, and I appologize to ALL of the citizens of the United States for the mess that I have gotten this country into.

[windy252]

5. I'd do "Weapon of Choice" by Fatboy Slim

It'd be interesting to see his reaction.

[leftofthedial]

6. quick! quick! Stand on one foot!

Okay, now pat the top of your head!

Just do it!

Now hop up and down! Faster! Higher!

Now say, "Our friends in the Middle East are watching what we do."