OK...You're eating with Nancy Grace, Sean Hannity, John Stossel and
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Thu Mar-23-06 06:43 PM
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OK...You're eating with Nancy Grace, Sean Hannity, John Stossel and |
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Rush Limbaugh. Greta Van Sustern and Michelle Malkin join you. On the menu is chopped liver and raw onions.
What do you do?
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Thu Mar-23-06 06:44 PM
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1. Drugs and alcohol. It's the only way. And I'm SOBER--completely! nt |
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Thu Mar-23-06 06:45 PM
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2. I've lost my appetite (for some reason), so I'd ask to be excused. |
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Thu Mar-23-06 06:47 PM
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John Stossel has liver in his moustache, and Sean Hannity is letting loose horrible smelling gas.
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Thu Mar-23-06 06:50 PM
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4. I love liver and onions |
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But that dinner company would really put me off my feed.
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Thu Mar-23-06 06:54 PM
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5. grab the nearest sharp utensil and... |
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...oh I better not say cause the FBI is watching. :scared:
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Thu Mar-23-06 06:54 PM
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6. I would immediately conclude that I had died and gone to Hell. |
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Those are all loathsome people, and that's loathsome food. But I might consider eating the liver and onions, much as I hate that stuff, just so I could puke all over Hannity's expensive suit.
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Thu Mar-23-06 06:56 PM
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7. Ask the waiter if I can sit at the table with the cavemen. |
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Edited on Thu Mar-23-06 06:58 PM by ohiosmith
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Thu Mar-23-06 07:20 PM
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9. Leave with Nancy Grace and eat somewhere else |
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She's nuts, but we at least agree on OJ, Scott Person, and the SF dog mauling case... that'll hold us through dinner.
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Fri Mar-24-06 01:12 PM
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11. Ahh but do you really agree? |
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YOu think they did it and should be punished
She thinks they did it and deserve to have their extremities slowly torn off by ducks.
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Thu Mar-23-06 07:34 PM
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10. Get someone to pinch me until I wake up. |
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Fri Mar-24-06 01:13 PM
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12. Detonate my vest explosives... |
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Edited on Fri Mar-24-06 01:14 PM by Richardo
....leave the world a better place.
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Fri Mar-24-06 01:21 PM
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13. I would be puking before I was served |
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Fri Mar-24-06 01:24 PM
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14. Puke all over Hannity and Limbaugh. |
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