Britney Spears: "Monument to Pro-Life.."(Warning)

[LiviaOlivia]

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Britney Spears: The Last Thing You'll Ever See
March 23, 2006
http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/britney-spears/britney-spears-the-last-thing-youll-ever-see-162638.php

There is absolutely nothing that we could write about the above sculpture, artist Daniel Edwards' "Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston," that could possibly top the prose in this section of the press release:

"Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston," believed Pro-Life's first monument to the 'act of giving birth,' is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears' pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean's head.

Click on the above image to release a spray of boiling bleach from your monitor, assuring that you'll never again have to view anything that asks you to contemplate the crowning of something from Spears' vagina.

[WorseBeforeBetter]

1. She gave birth doggy style? Woof! (n/t)

[Redstone]

2. This is a professional PR writer? "protruding NAVAL?" What, she had

a sailor sticking our of her abdomen? It's spelled NAVEL, you fucking imbecile.

PS: The other word you bungled is spelled "complement," not "compliment," you fucking gibberish-spewing hack.

How come nobody will pay ME to write that poorly? Damn.

Redstone

[KamaAina]

21. Pop- goes the weasel!

La Spears is referred to as a "pop-star", "pop-diva", and "pop-princess" within that mercifully short release. Lose the hyphens, dingbat!

[InsanityInc]

3. Am I missing something??

I know I'm just an educator, but can someone please tell me what this has to do with "Pro-Life"? And what kind of life is she ready to give young Sean Preston? Didn't here and her hubby split up after the birth? Sounds like Mizz Spears should get her house in order before worrying about someone else's

[Omphaloskepsis]

4. All I can say is...

[DS1]

18. ___

[AlienGirl]

5. Why is she holding a bear-head?

[BlueIris]

11. She's supposed to be on a bear-skin rug.

Because giving birth in anatomically impossible positions is HOT.

[Kerrytravelers]

6. I thought these people were afraid of the naked body?

What will they say at this guy's church?

Oh, don't 'ya just love the pro-birth crowd? :eyes:

That being said, this is, without a doubt, the single most dumb piece of "art" I've ever seen! :rofl:

[Pool Hall Ace]

24. I guess nudity is okay if one is giving birth.

Otherwise, it's porn.

By the way, I love Pitter-pat! :hi:

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

7. I don't get it .

Not sure if I want to . I am not against a naked statue but this position that she is supposedly in and the whole point to the whole thing is a big :wtf:

[alphafemale]

8. My cat does a similar posture sometimes when you scratch her back.

:rofl:

And...Sorry.

But that looks like a position from which birth would be damn near impossible.

Fighting gravity and an angled birth canal and all?

But then, she uses a baby as an airbag so who knows?

[RebelOne]

9. It seems that they missed the fact that she had a C-section. n/t

[gollygee]

14. Yeah that's what I thought too

they need a photo of a baby being pulled out of an incision in her lower belly

[skygazer]

27. Perhaps the "naval"

:eyes:

[TheBaldyMan]

10. Why no rear angle shot of Sean-Preston crowning

seems that some folks hate the idea of sex so much they can't show a woman giving birth from the business end, this is too wierd and contradictory.

[Lucy - Claire]

15. For most women that is private, who wants to be filmed giving birth!!!

Do you think they have permission to display Britney Spears Vagina? This is weird but putting a celebraty name on it
is sick. I hope she sues them as I doubt she poised for them.

[TheBaldyMan]

26. childbirth is natural, kids have been born in taxicabs

and as pro-lifers why do they shy away from the miracle of birth. If you read the description that is what is going on at the business end. Sean's head is showing.

Personally I have no problem with a woman in labour as the subject of a sculpture but I am disturbed by a society that says it is glorifying birth on the one hand and shys away from public display of that sculpture in the round. It is dishonest to show that sculpture from the three rather coy angles that are shown in the newspaper report.

Let's see Britney's vulva and Sean's head. Is that too much to ask ?

[last_texas_dem]

12. A little surreal

Definitely one of the odder news stories (not to mention, statues) I've ever read/seen!

[Lucy - Claire]

13. Poor Britney.......

Britney must be mortified by that!!!!! Who the hell wants a statue of themselves in such a private act?
It also doesn't account for the fact that she had a C-Section with Sean.
Sorry but that makes me cry for her, it is too far and too invasive.

[sakabatou]

16. My eyes! The burn!

[Pool Hall Ace]

17. I don't even see the resemblance to Britney.

And rumor has it that she opted for a C-section to avoid labor and stretching her precious hoo-hoo out whack.

[Samurai_Writer]

19. I heard the real reason for the C-section

Is because she has herpes.

[Pool Hall Ace]

22. That is certainly believable. n/t

[flamingyouth]

20. This thread said "warning"

And still I clicked anyway. :scared:

[NV Whino]

23. Where is John Ashcroft

and his blue drape when you need him?

[Orrex]

25. With her in that pose, I can't see the C-Section incision

Nor can we see dear Kevin sucking the life from her veins.

Where's the realism?

[skygazer]

28. That woman is far too attractive to be Britney

And that's the silliest position for giving birth that I've ever seen. Why didn't he ask a woman how it's really done? (not to mention the c-section that has been mentioned already).

[bleedingheart]

29. Why was her husband screwing her doggy style in the delivery room

????