Here is a joke !! really..

[DemInDistress]

Four workers with different jobs were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was a Polaroid employee who said his dog could do mathematical calculations. His dog was named T-Square, He told the dog to go to the blackboard and draw a square, a triangle, and a circle. T-Square did it with no sweat.
A Honeywell employee said he thought his dog, Slide Rule, was better. He told Slide Rule to fetch a dozen cookies, bring them back, and divide them into four piles of three. Slide Rule did it with - no problem. A Digital employee said that was good but he thought his dog was better. His dog Measure, was told to get a quart of milk and to pour seven ounces of it into a ten ounce glass. The dog did it with - no problem. Then they turned to a New York State employee and asked."What can your dog do?" The New Yorkk State employee called his dog, Coffee Break and said, "come here Coffee Break and show the fellows what you can do" Coffee Break went over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, screwed the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back, filed for Workmen's Compensation and left for home on sick leave....

One smart dog !!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. I like this one too.

Funny Joke

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[DemInDistress]

2. I hears our own DU-er Neil Lisst did that joke !!

"WHAT IS A BRAZILLION?" STUPID POS POTUS !!!!

[Swamp Rat]

3. LOL!

:rofl:

[TlalocW]

4. An employee of a small business

Was assigned the job of finding a contractor to come build a new fence around his company's headquarters. The search was national, and it was winnowed down to 3 companies.

The guy from the company from Kansas eyeballed the land, did some quick calculations and said $2000.00.
The guy from the company from Colorado looked it over and gave his estimate of $1000.00.
The guy from the company from New York didn't bother looking at anything and gave his estimate at $5000.00.

The employee was flabbergasted. "How in the world can you justify charging $5000.00 for a fence that the other two said would be so much cheaper to build?"
"Easy," said the New Yorker. "$2000.00 for me; $2000.00 for you, and then we'll get the guy from Colorado to build it."

TlalocW

[az chela]

5. thats hilarious!!!