I'm Laura Bush - ask me anything

[LynneSin]

[Squeech]

1. Is it true

that this presidency can be saved with MORE COWBELL?

[LynneSin]

5. .......

[terrya]

2. Xanax...is it all that it's cracked up to be?

[LynneSin]

6. ......

[sarge43]

3. Dear ...

:hi:

Do you own a bra that isn't past its warrenty?

Are you color blind?

Do you get on top because George can only fuck up?

[LynneSin]

7. .......

[graywarrior]

30. Thanks for the laugh.

[JackBeck]

32. Deleted

[madinmaryland]

4. I have absolutely nothing to say to that woman.

Though she does have a blue dress on.....

[LynneSin]

8. .......

[ashling]

89. GAWD! that's creepy

bride of Frankenstein ... literally.

[Deep13]

9. How do you cover the scars on your temples?

Did they do it before you were married to make you docile, or did you do it after to avoid shooting George or yourself?

[LynneSin]

10. ........

[In_The_Wind]

11. What were you thinking?

[LynneSin]

12. .......

[In_The_Wind]

17. That is way too much work for her.

[LuckyLib]

103. Laura's message in photo #12: "Up yours, Helen!"

[LuckyLib]

104. Laura's message in photo #12: "Up yours, Helen!"

[xmas74]

13. Don't let me ask you anything Laura.

You know I'll make you cry.

[LynneSin]

14. ......

[xmas74]

15. Scared much, Laura?

[LynneSin]

16. ........

[barb162]

111. what are the kids doing

(not your husband...the two girls)

[mwooldri]

18. Do you always do 'it' 'on top'....

because reportedly your husband only f---s up?

[LynneSin]

19. ..............

[AlCzervik]

20. Your hair--does is stick down with velcro or glue and can it be used

at a motorcycle helmet?

[LynneSin]

21. ........

[AlCzervik]

22. LOL!!!!!!

[LuckyLib]

105. "Here, Georgie, try this!"

[miss_american_pie]

23. What's it feel like to sell your soul?

[LynneSin]

24. .........

[edbermac]

25. GWB was the best you could do?

:wow:

[LynneSin]

33. ........

[edbermac]

53. I guess he was...

[guinivere]

26. What the hell do you do all day? nt

[LynneSin]

34. ......

[guinivere]

68. lol! nt

[Sugar Smack]

27. What are you using for "eyes"?

:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

[LynneSin]

35. .......

[HamdenRice]

28. What was the meaning of your college nickname, "Dime Bag Laura"

and do you have anything in stock right now?

[LynneSin]

36. .......

[Laelth]

29. Dear Laura ...

Is Donald Rumsfeld's assessment of your husband's "prowess" accurate, or did he over-state the case a bit?

-Laelth

[LynneSin]

37. .......

[radwriter0555]

31. What the FUCK were you thinking???? SCAASI??? The OLD LADY designer

of Haute CURTAINS?

Girl, honey, sweetie, it just goes to show you... money doesn't buy class.

Now, go on back to Payless Shoes. We want to see more strappy mules with black sheer stockings. That was HOT.

[LynneSin]

38. ........

[JackBeck]

39. What brand of smokes do you prefer?

[LynneSin]

40. .......

[ronnykmarshall]

41. Do you and the twins like to do shots ...

and laugh at W when he's on the Tee-Vee making an ass out of himself?

[LynneSin]

[Efilroft Sul]

42. Has it become easier to kill teenage boys as you've grown older?

[LynneSin]

46. .......

[JackBeck]

43. This is making me laugh so hard I'm crying!

Just emailed some co-workers this thread.

Classic.

:yourock:

[LynneSin]

47. ......

[Sugar Smack]

61. Same here. I've got it bookmarked & reccommended.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

This has GOT to be the funniest thread EVER!

[Laelth]

44. Did you also forget Poland?

-Laelth

[LynneSin]

45. .......

[Beer Snob-50]

48. Are your knees dirty?

and what do you call Georges member.

[LynneSin]

49. .......

[sarge43]

50. Got any dime bags left or did the twins find your stash? n/t

[LynneSin]

51. ..........

[Laelth]

52. LOL LynneSin!

Great thread. Thanks. :rofl:

-Laelth

[momophile]

54. What is the tastiest blood type?

[LynneSin]

55. .............

[RevolutionaryActs]

56. Lynne, stop making the baby jesus cry.

:cry:

[LynneSin]

59. ...................

[Brewman_Jax]

57. Do you really like to read?

[LynneSin]

60. ............

[sarge43]

58. LynneSin

Where did you find all these great pictures?

Another for your collection

http://derenegade.blogspot.com/2006/03/we-were-just-celebratin-franklins.html

:puke:

[LynneSin]

62. .............

[arwalden]

63. Why are you cross-eyed? Botched facelift? Or too much Botox?

[LynneSin]

66. ...............

[KamaAina]

64. When are you going to do a guest shot on "Desperate Housewives"?

Your public is waiting with bated breath...

[LynneSin]

65. ..............

[msanthrope]

67. How do you handle your Mother-in-Law, a/k/a

The Quaker Oats Man?

[LynneSin]

69. ..............

[JackBeck]

70. Are you a fag hag or a fruit fly?

[LynneSin]

73. ............

[jane_pippin]

71. How are your efforts to work with troubled gang members coming along?

Do you know any cool street slang yet?

[LynneSin]

72. ...........

[Sugar Smack]

74. Do you hide liquor in the toilet tank?

[LynneSin]

75. ...........

[geniph]

76. Is the battery pack set on high?

Does that explain that frozen smile? Or is it sheer horror at realizing just how far down you actually did marry?

Isn't Klonopin a wonderful, wonderful invention? Aren't you happy to have it?

Now, please, go sit down. You're scaring me.

[LynneSin]

77. ...........

[riona]

78. why do you walk like a robot?

[LynneSin]

79. ..........

[Sugar Smack]

80. Do you have a facial expression that isn't totally horrifying,

scary, grotesque, and warped?

[LynneSin]

81. ............

[maveric]

82. How is "W" in the sack? Does he make Hot Monkey Love to you? Is he "Hung"?

Viagra, yes?

[LynneSin]

83. ...........

[LuckyLib]

107. "And I thought George was gross!"

[ariesgem]

84. STOP! PLEASE!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

My Stomach can't take it...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[July]

85. When will you buy a bra that's on the job? nt

[sarge43]

86. Dear

:hi: again

Do you practice those expressions in the mirror or are they frozen in place every morning when you wake up and see who is next to you?

[July]

87. Is Condi really the Secretary of BJs . . .

so you don't have to be?

[meti57b]

88. awesome thread, LynnSin, .... thanks!!!

[Kurovski]

90. Mrs. Bush: is it true that you've graduated from reprimanding

your husband with an occasional "Now,now Bushy!" to full-out nightly spankings, briskly administered to his sorry, tired, pitiful ass?

[Dying Eagle]

91. Mrs. Bush

Your Husband is a Asshole, your kids are depraved; alcoholic sluts, your in-laws are the rulers of HELL and your bother-in-law is a jackass who can't stop hitting on you at holiday party's.......

Would you like a bottle of vodka and some Quaalude's??




P.S. I am felling just a little bitter today :evilfrown:

[woo me with science]

92. What is your greatest fear? nt

[bridgit]

93. LauraHoney, was it ever, you know...good for you...

:shrug:

[Blue_In_AK]

94. LynneSin, that is one amazing collection

of photos you have there.

[SaveElmer]

95. How do you like living in Stepford?

[TK421]

96. Why the hell do you look so chipper? Don't you realize that your husband

is one of the most hated men in the world? And one of the dumbest?

[UrbScotty]

97. How many is a brazilian? (nt)

[UrbScotty]

109. Well... How many is a brazilian? (nt)

[UrbScotty]

110. Well... How many is a brazilian? (nt)

[benburch]

98. Got any dime bags for sale, Laura?

It's really dry here in the Midwest.

[benburch]

99. Was it the Gardener who fathered the Twins?

Or was it JEB?

[chup]

100. ever catch george on the can?

[no name no slogan]

101. How many victims' blood do you require each day

to keep yourself *ahem* "alive"

[LynneSin]

102. I think Laura is done with the Q&A session - time for more Botox for her

:D

[Sugar Smack]

106. World's greatest thread----> ending.

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[LynneSin]

108. awww sweetie thanks!!

I was just so amazed at how many pictures out there of Laura Bush with that same damn botoxed-drugged out look