What do you think your final spoken words will be?

[Deja Q]

Mine?

"I should have realized."

or

"Finally."

[ExChickenFarmer]

1. Oh...shit......

either that or, "I know the antidote to that toxin is around here somewhere..."

[swimboy]

2. A phrase either remarkably enlightened

or remarkably profane.

[Richardo]

3. "You're kneeling on my chest"

Too many Maxwell Smart episodes.

[xmas74]

4. "Corn nuts!"

(Fleabert would get this one)

[Radio_Guy]

41. Corn nuts?

I think this one needs some explaining. :)

[Sugar Smack]

44. That's a reference from the movie "Heathers"!

:)

[Radio_Guy]

45. Ah. Now I will have to rent it.

[Strong Atheist]

94. Don't do it! nt.

[xmas74]

79. isn't that a great movie?

Fleabert and I quote lines to each other every time we catch each other on here.

[Sugar Smack]

120. I loved "Heathers"!

:) I totally understand the need to quote a great movie!! We all but hijacked a picture thread with quotes from "Fargo".:D

I always thought Heather Duke was the most evil Heather.

[xmas74]

122. Heather Duke was evil personified!

My favorite quote (of course, this was pertaining to Heather Chandler).

" Heather says real life sucks losers dry. If you want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly."

And the Chandler classic of "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!"

Chandler was the bigger bitch but Duke was ruthless.

[Sugar Smack]

124. LOL!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

And one other movie I love to quote is "MeanGirls".

"Stop trying to make "Fetch" happen." I LOVE that quote. :hi: :thumbsup: :spray:

[xmas74]

134. I haven't watched that one yet!

I don't get to see many movies nowadays unless they have the seal of approval for the five year old.

[xmas74]

70. It's from a movie.

The movie was named Heathers.

It's an 80's reference.

[davsand]

5. I told you I was sick.

Actually, that appears on some tombstone in Key West. It made me laugh.

I really DO want a carved angel tombstone with one finger pointing up. If you break off that finger, it will look like that angel is shaking a fist.

I suppose THAT could stand as my final statement, don't you think?



Laura

[underpants]

6. Oh why did this happen to MEEEEEEEEE??!?!?

:bounce:

[nutsnberries]

7. i'm going for this...

i'd like to utter my first words as my last words- which should be pretty easy to get out.
they were: hee hee (i said it a lot, evidently)

[texas1928]

129. Mine will be.

TAG!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE IT!!!!!!!!!!

[nutsnberries]

130. and I'll get you back -

oh, i already did. :P

[Burma Jones]

8. What the F*ck

[LostinVA]

20. Took it already --!

[Radio_Guy]

42. LOL...that's scary

That was the first thing I thought too.

[LostinVA]

51. hehehehe

[johnnie]

9. "Hey..watch this!!!"

Sorry, I had to use it.

[anarch]

10. "aaaah...put it out! PUT IT OOOOUT!!"

Well, I'm hoping I go out by spontaneous combustion in a public place, anyway....

[XNASA]

11. Et tu, Richardo?

[catmandu57]

12. Probably

fuck.

[seemunkee]

13. "You and what fucking army?"

[Whoa_Nelly]

14. Don't know, but did dream one time that I was bitten by a rattlesnake

Woke myself and my boyfriend up saying, "I'm a goner!" :rofl:

[Iniquitous Bunny]

15. "Sweetie, don't forget to trim your nosehairs when I'm gone."

[crispini]

16. Rosebud.

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

17. I fuckin' KNEW this was gonna happen.

[billyskank]

18. I know what I *want* them to be

but what they will actually be, I have no idea.

[havocmom]

19. Hope they are at least half as funny as my mom's were...

"____, it's been nice knowin ya!"

[leeroysphitz]

21. "I'll die before I surrender, Tim."

[Squatch]

33. Wow. Holy obscure Simpson's quote.

[YankeyMCC]

22. Watch this...

or maybe "whoops"

[meegbear]

23. I can too stop that train with my bare hands

[Magrittes Pipe]

24. No, dear.

[BigMcLargehuge]

25. Crap

[cssmall]

26. "I fear I'm becoming a christian." W.B. Yeats.

I believe he ended that phrase with something like "a pity."

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. "But Wilford, I said the safety word!"

[Magrittes Pipe]

30. Choking to death on oatmeal -- what a terrible way to go.

[formerrepuke]

28. "What's this button for?"

[Call Me Wesley]

29. "Not again!" (nt)

[chup]

31. Crap..............Im out of ammo !

[YellowRubberDuckie]

117. Welcome to DU!!

:hi:

[ET Awful]

32. "Damn llamas", or, in the alernative "Hey Rocky, watch me

pull a rabbit out of my hat."

[SofaKingLiberal]

34. Trust me, I know WTF I'm doing.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

35. "Hold my beer a sec'."

[InvisibleTouch]

36. "Finally, I get to go home." n/t

[BikeWriter]

37. Fuck *!

[leftofthedial]

38. "here, hold my beer and check this out."

or

"just kidding!"

[no name no slogan]

39. sunuvab--

followed by a large explosion

[Elidor]

40. "Aaaaaaah!!! Get it off me! Get it off me!" n/t

[enigmatic]

43. "snakes on a muthafukin' plane!!!!"

Oh God, I feel so cheap...:)

[Broken_Hero]

46. ha, i got one...:P

"Oh, No! Not again!"....from spaceballs the movie...:) but in truth, mine will either be any number of cussing...

"oh shit!"

"Look the fuck out!" Something like that...;)

[YellowRubberDuckie]

118. Wait...wasn't that from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

The bowl of Petunias?

[Broken_Hero]

127. I am not sure

about the Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, cause I haven't seen it yet, but in Spaceballs, towards the end at the diner, when that man, starts convulsing, and holding his chest, he lays on the counter top, and a fake alien pops out of his chest, and he says "Oh no, not again"....:) BTW, the man, was the same one that got infected in the first Alien movie...:) Same actor.

[ContraBass Black]

47. "Huh?"

[LaurenG]

48. It's gonna be something about love

like I love you! or, I hate to leave your love behind, or I'll miss your love! Or i'm leaving now cause I'm not loving it anymore!

[Xipe Totec]

49. I Forgive You

"If I Die, I forgive you. If I live, we'll see..."

- Spanish proverb.

[KitchenWitch]

50. Grandma Leona I am coming to finally meet you.

[Hard_Work]

52. Huh? What clif

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[KitchenWitch]

53. ???

[fortyfeetunder]

54. With apologies to Porky Pig

Bdee, Bddee, That's All Folks!

And I want the end of the Looney Tunes number played at the end of my memorial service...

[SteppingRazor]

55. "No! I will NEVER submit to His Royal Majesty, Emperor George I!!" n/t

[neweurope]

56. "I tried hard"

-----------------------

Remember Fallujah

Bush to The Hague!

[LaraMN]

57. Don't....get...off...me....

I hope!
:rofl:

[Bossy Monkey]

58. "Goddammit, I KNOW how to light a frickin' pilot light!" nt

[Nailzberg]

59. Rosebud

[GOPisEvil]

60. Strewth!!

[Shakespeare]

64. ".....taco meat..."

:7

Sorry, still laughing at that video. I DO know my last words will not, under any circumstances, be "hook 'em horns."

[KamaAina]

61. "To hell with the handkerchief!"

right before the Bush**co firing squad does its dirty work...

[Pale Blue Dot]

62. I love you.

I know, I know.... :puke: :D

[ChoralScholar]

63. .

"Everyone says 'Socrates! Tell us the meaning of life!' and 'Socrates! Tell us how to find true happiness!' But does anyone say 'Socrates! Hemlock is poison'? Nooooooo."

[CanuckAmok]

65. "The treasure of Solomon's Temple is located precicely..."

[Benfea]

66. "No, I'm not a Christian. Is that a problem?" n/t

[Deja Q]

67. Or maybe "I wish I hadn't"

But who knows. :)

[edbermac]

68. Quick! Take off your bra!

:evilgrin:

[bertha katzenengel]

69. "This used to be a Bob's."

inside joke

[Joey Liberal]

71. I want a lap dance

[Porcupine]

72. Hey don't touch that switch..... n/t

.

[Lautremont]

73. A friend of mine is convinced his last words will be

"I'm all busted up inside." He heard it in a movie somewhere, I guess. Me, I'm going to try for something more Wildean. We all know his: "Either that wallpaper goes or I do." Classic.

[BlueStorm]

74. "What the hell are you doing here?"

"I'm hiigh!"

"I want a joint."

or

"I forgot the damn safeword."

[REDKING]

75. Ah no fucking way?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

76. "I wonder if this is flammable."

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

93. LOL! That was gonna be mine

:(

[MrScorpio]

77. "Oh, Shit!"

or "Oh, Fuck!"

[Canadian Socialist]

78. Lard tunderin' jaysus!

this hurts... aggghhh...

[u4ic]

126. You plan to be

in Newfoundland for the event?;-)

[nuxvomica]

80. "That's all there is to it!"

[In_The_Wind]

81. Ya wanna pass that to me.

[regnaD kciN]

82. "Falling boulder? What falling boul-..."

Either that or "My insurance company? New England Life, of course. Why?" (Just checking how many people remember old ads.)

:evilgrin:

[Floogeldy]

83. EAT HOT FUCKING LEAD, NAZI PIG!!!!!!!!

.

[Arkham House]

84. "I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition!"

[rucky]

85. "I can fix it, honey." n/t

[norml]

86. Ow!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

[Oeditpus Rex]

87. If I have my wits about me, it'll be

"It's just a flesh wound!"

[RevCheesehead]

132. I would probably say,

"And now, for something completely different." O8)

[htuttle]

88. Go n-ithe an cat thú, is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat!!!

(May the cat eat you, and may the devil eat the cat!)

[DuckBurp]

89. I thought you said ...

he wouldn't be home until Saturday.

[Strong Atheist]

95. Lol! nt.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

90. I am so glad I am me.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[Dem2theMax]

91. Thank God. I've had enough of this place.

(And the way things are going on this planet, the sooner the better wouldn't bother me at all.)

[Guava Jelly]

92. there is no god

thats what everyones final thoughts will be :)

[Strong Atheist]

96. "Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing..."

nt.

[NNadir]

97. I love you.

It's what I'd want to say to my wife and kids.

[petronius]

98. "No, I'm pretty sure that's a dolphin..." (nt)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

99. "Fuck! I knew I shouldn't have done that..." nt

[Shine]

100. "Only Kindness matters" n/t

[Skittles]

101. STOP F***ING FUSSING OVER ME !!!

yup

[sakabatou]

102. (while pointing hand in a gun shape) "Bang."

Or: I felt like I was watching a dream I would never wake up from. Before I knew it, the dream was all over.
Or: I'm not going there to die, I'm going to find out if I'm really alive
Or: Do not fear death. Death is always at your side. When you show fear, it will spring at you faster than light. If you do not show fear, it will only gently look over you.
Or: ...You sing off key.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

103. I will say...

Ah...now I understand Toad's smoking Peeps.

[L A Woman]

104. Hey! I just made my first post on the democratic underground!!!

but that's only if i die right now....

[Anarcho-Socialist]

107. Hi, welcome to DU!

:hi:

[khashka]

109. Well for goddess's sake don't die on us just yet!

Give me a little time so I can quote The Doors LA Woman at you!

Anyway, WELCOME! Good to to see you :)


Khash.

[Redstone]

114. No, if you die right now it'll be your LAST post on DU.

let's hope that's not the case.

Redstone

[TahitiNut]

105. I'd rather die in my sleep like my Uncle Paul than screaming in terror

... like his passengers. :silly: :evilgrin: :dunce:

[khashka]

106. "What was the question?"

or "More light!"
or , classic this, " Either this wallpaper goes or I do!"

Khash.

[calico1]

108. "Please! I know what I'm doing...

I've done this a hundred times before."

:silly:

[Faygo Kid]

110. "The Lions lost AGAIN!?!"

Fate. Kismet. Call it what you want.

[Technowitch]

111. "Hey, watch this!"

;)

[Redstone]

112. "165 MPH? That's not that fast. Watch this..."

Redstone

[qwertyMike]

113. It's been a slice n/t

[mdmc]

115. amen

amen

[YellowRubberDuckie]

116. I love you all...

I plan to die excessively old and surrounded by the people I love.
Duckie

[Allenberg]

119. Check this shit out.

[Radical Activist]

121. "Thank you for choosing me as your leader as the revolution continues!"

bang!

[Ekirh]

123. Mine will probably be. . .

Oh now you tell me not to drink that.

[izzybeans]

125. Inaudible moaning with any luck.

But probably just ..."Well goodnight then. I love you."

[SmileyBoy]

128. In a few seconds, I will die.

[Parrcrow]

131. ouch

or "either that wallpaper goes or I do"

--Oscar Wilde

[Jamastiene]

133. I was just joking, really I was.

I tend to piss people off when I am joking with them, especially women. Hell hath no fury and what not...