5 YEARS!!!!

[underpants]

As of today* I have had this job for 5 years!!!

I AM VESTED!!! I can carry my retirement anywhere I want to!!!!

I also get a 1/2 day more of vacation AND sick leave every pay period!!!

*technically the anniversary is on Sunday.

ALL I HAVE TO DO IS NOT GET FIRED IN THE NEXT 4 HOURS AND I AM SET!!!!



B-) :+ :7 :toast: :party: :bounce: :thumbsup: :applause: :woohoo:

[Sugar Smack]

1. Congrats!!

Good show! *hang in there*

:D :P :toast: :bounce:

[underpants]

3. 3 1/2 hours to go

:scared:

[LynneSin]

2. Congrats hun!!!

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[underpants]

4. LOL

BTW- they had an audio question on Jeopardy last night.

Some people say there should be more of this

What is COWBELL?

[graywarrior]

5. Boy, do I admire you.

Most jobs I've had lasted 1 year.

[underpants]

7. As you can clearly see

I am an EXCELLENT employee :hi:

[graywarrior]

13. Indeed. Lots of people get fired before 5 years is up.

[bridgit]

6. coolness...

B-)

[matcom]

8. they are gonna drop the hammer at 3:00

:D

[underpants]

9. It wouldn't be the first time

I got totally blindsided twice and both were at about 3PM.

When your client goes out of business or they have "consultants" come in and you are the newest guy....I should have seen it coming.

My bosses are both out of the office so I don't see this happening. To be careful I am going to go hide in the false ceiling in the bathroom until 5 PM just to be sure.

[Yavin4]

17. Not If You Hide In the Bathroom for The Next Four Hours

Can't fire you if they can't find you.

[underpants]

19. YES!! 3:08

:hide:

[Orrex]

10. Stay off the Internets until then, or they'll drop you hard.

After that, browse wherever you like!

[jeff30997]

11. You're fired !

[underpants]

14. You're weird looking!

Not you THE DONALD

[havocmom]

12. retirement? That is SO last century

hope nobody files for bankrupcy!

Seriously, congratulations.

Oh, and your boss called; you're fired. ;)

[underpants]

15. Neener neener neener

didn't hear it didn't hear it

[havocmom]

18. Swallow that noisy cereal

Johnson gave you

:D

[AirmensMom]

16. Congratulations!

:woohoo: :bounce: :toast: :applause: :yourock: