The next MOTHERFUCKER to 'Bang A Left' in front of me at a light

[matcom]

is gonna get his balls stuffed down his gas tank or her uterus hung from her rear view mirror :grr:

some fucker made me slam on my brakes on the way home.

asshole.

:popcorn:

[Spider Jerusalem]

1. You live in Boston.

You should be USED to people driving like sociopaths by now. (Good thing Massachusetts has such strict gun control laws, otherwise road rage incidents could cut the population in half...)

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. And you call yourself a liberal. Someone wants to go left,

and then you bring out the LIEberal easts coast elitist "No, we're a private club that you can't get into!" blah blah blah "equality for everyone who's just like me" and "we're the big tent that allows everyone and all diversity, as long as it's follows our narrow guidelines of what defines 'diverse'" blah blah blah.

:eyes:

[matcom]

5. i AM a fucking "elitist"!

the guys who built my shed last fall were Mexican and my tile guy is Brazilian. that makes me an educated LIEberal no? :D

and if YOU 'bang a left' in front of me i WILL shove your rrrrr's down your RAB :grr:

[LaurenG]

3. you said bang and balls. Is this a sex thread?

(i feel a little litle like beavis today)

[dolo amber]

4. This one time recently

I was trying to get somewhere, and was on the phone with someone giving me directions...I got to a light, they said "turn left" but my dylsexic ass got into the right lane. When I realized what I'd done, not only did I totally spazz and go towards the left lane, I also turned onto the street I was supposed to turn onto...while the light was still red. :rofl:

I'm a-skeert of what you'd have done to me. :scared:

:P

[matcom]

6. i'm having Fallopian tacos tonight

at YOUR expense :rofl:

[XemaSab]

8. Not taco tacos?

[MissB]

7. You were clearly going too fast.

[graywarrior]

9. That's how I felt about you when I drove a tour trolley in Boston

[WilliamPitt]

10. Ah, the Massachusetts williwags. No one knows how to drive out there.

Gotta come to Boston to learn how to drive.

Hayseed.

[matcom]

11. rrrrriiiiiiggghhhhtttt

at LEAST we let our pedestrians live :P

[WilliamPitt]

14. Pedestrians? Out there in corn country?

Feh. The only 'pedestrians' you have out there are farmers taking their sows to market and the occasional Amish buggy.

[GOPisEvil]

12. I bet he uses his turn signals too.

Never give the enemy an inch!

[begin_within]

13. That's my pet peeve.

[sendero]

15. Aw that's nothing...

... the people who make me want to put a gas-soaked buring tire around their necks

1) are generally at the front of a multi-cycle left turn signal
2) either see that the green arrow is lit, but decide to wait until it is yellow.. or have their heads up their asses and after sitting 8 minutes to reach the front, don't notice
3) take off, leaving everyone else to sit through an extra cycle

It should be legal to shoot their tires out :)

[RebelOne]

16. I live in the Atlanta, GA area and experience that every day.

That's why I listen to Sean Hannity on the radio on the way home in the afternoon. That way I can take out my road rage on the car radio instead of the idiots on the highway.

[Orsino]

17. Etlanna was particularly bad today.

I don't know what it is--maybe that I'm on vacation, driving during regular business hours in places I don't normally go--but you could smell the stupid out there today.