You gatta see this. What will you be reincarnated as?

[napi21]

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=15895

FYI, I'm to be a horse.

[Faygo Kid]

1. Lutefisk.

Damn. I thought this might happen.

[bertha katzenengel]

73. Don't worry. It's the piece of Cod which passeth all understanding.

:evilgrin:

[Faygo Kid]

113. Pain. I feel physical pain about that groaner.

Think I'll remember it, though. And remember: Now available in the new "Cook'n Pouch:"



Just Heat and Hurl!

[bertha katzenengel]

117. LOL "Heat and hurl!"

I used to collect pins - lapel buttons, backpack buttons, y'know - and I used to be a fundy. So did my sisters, but they recovered before i did.

Anyway when i was collecting buttons and was coming out of my fundy-ness very slowly, my sister found me a pin that said exactly that:

LUTEFISK
THE PIECE OF COD WHICH PASSETH ALL UNDERSTANDING

More than twenty years later, I laugh out loud whenever I think of it.


:hi:

[Benfea]

92. Gah!

Lye-flavored fish snot!

What a way to go.

[Faygo Kid]

115. There are worse things to come back as than lye-flavored fish snot.

[AngryAmish]

2. Charley horse

[proud2BlibKansan]

3. A gorilla

Only 14% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

Remain honorable in this life, and you can expect to be rewarded in your next life.

[havocmom]

4. But, I wanna come back as a river otter!

whinney whinney neigh neigh

[Blue_In_AK]

5. I'm not getting any questions....

It won't move past the first page when I hit "let us begin." Does this mean I'm done after this life?

Oh, never mind ... here it comes...

Haha -- a gorilla
Only 14% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

Remain honorable in this life, and you can expect to be rewarded in your next life.

[BrklynLiberal]

18. can you get rid of frames? I found this helped me.

[Blue_In_AK]

20. You're right - that's what I did.

[DODI]

6. I will be an elephant!

[deadparrot]

54. Moi aussi!

:hi:

An elephant

Almost 25% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.

[NV Whino]

59. Another elephant here

Oh my gawd! I'm gonna be reincarnated as a republican? Say it isn't so.

[buddysmellgood]

I'm a horse too! I can't wait...well maybe I can.

[Sapphire Blue]

7. Tiger...

... which is interesting... I've had extremely realistic dreams of being a tiger.

[Catchawave]

8. A tiger !

Not bad for a liberal :)

[Warpy]

9. My churchgoing Irish Catholic mother believed in reincarnation

and said she wanted to come back as a river otter because they had few predators and always looked like they were getting a lot of fun out of life.

Six months after she died, river otters were spotted in this state for the first time in over 50 years.

How weird is that?

This site says I'll be a tiger. Odd, I've never thought of myself that way.

[Mojorabbit]

10. tiger

Only 16% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

Remain honorable in this life, and you can expect to be rewarded in your next life.

[otohara]

11. I'm A Giraffe

in real life I'm really short - 5ft

[maveric]

47. Me too.

[Mojambo]

57. Same here

It's okay I guess, except that I'm kinda afraid of heights.

That could be a problem.

[Xipe Totec]

80. Me three

Personally, I think it's a stretch...

[buddysmellgood]

12. How much power does this site have? If I lie, can I make myself something

else?

[0rganism]

34. About average for a javascript web app

You can tell it whatever you like, but the gods probably won't regard it as a binding covenant.

[smirkymonkey]

13. A Gorilla....

"Only 14% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

Remain honorable in this life, and you can expect to be rewarded in your next life."

I was hoping for a dog, maybe I'll try again.

[maddezmom]

14. An elephant

not sure how I feel about it. :shrug:

[Hissyspit]

33. Me, too. I'm sure how I feel about it. It sucks.

But those questions were virtually impossible to answer accurately.

[eleny]

44. Me too!

25% of people will be reincarnated in a higher life form than us. What a hoot! We're in the vast middle somewhere. Jeez! Oh well, back to bagging leaves in the yard.

Btw - got a peanut???

[Midlodemocrat]

53. A zebra.

Only 23% will be reincarnated as a higher life form. Not sure what that means.

[riderinthestorm]

58. Me too.

I think they are trying to make us feel better but getting told that more than a quarter of the population is more righteous than I feels a bit demeaning.

:smoke:

I mean hell, I am righteous! A goddess on earth as we speak!

[Gold Metal Flake]

84. Mee too.

But elephants are cool.

[NaturalHigh]

15. I'm supposed to come back as a bear.

I don't quite understand the significance of that.

[NYCGirl]

16. A lion. I'm happy with that. NT

[BrklynLiberal]

17. Cool. I will also be coming back as a horse.

[donco6]

19. I'm a rhino.

that is, if they still exist when I'm reincarnated.

[Dudley_DUright]

30. Apparently we are equally endangered

[ralps]

41. I'm a Rhino too

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[shanti]

51. me too

n/t

[mia]

21. Owl

[GCP]

37. Owl here also

But felt I was blowing my own horn a little with some of the questions.

[Alleycat]

22. I'll be a Penguin

I do like black and white!

[supernova]

23. Either a rhino or a bear

:shrug:

Strange. I wouldn't consider either of those a better life than what I have now. Am I going backwards?

[wellstone dem]

24. I'm a lion

at least it wasn't lying.

[liberalnurse]

25. I am an

elephant....Oh shit! That is the symbol for reugs!!!!:scared: :spank:

[TheBaldyMan]

63. elephants are one of the coolest animals on the planet

don't let the republicans cloud your opinion of one of the nicest species there are.

[Klukie]

26. A Horse

which is fitting since I have PMS and I feel like one right now!

[bbinacan]

27. A chimp

and only 11% will be higher than a chimp.

[TimeChaser]

46. Same here

[readmoreoften]

28. Tiger

That's cool. At least I won't be human or prey. I'll be a cat. Jorge Luis Borges will have written stories about my stripes. Makes me wanna die!

[MuseRider]

29. A tiger.

That was interesting. Thanks, I needed a nice distraction.

[lala_rawraw]

31. A Rhino...

Somehow that does not sound as good as they made it out to be:

"Almost 27% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better."

[Hissyspit]

52. That's what it said about elephants, too, but you'll have a horn.

LaLaRawRaw will be horny in her next life.

[0rganism]

32. On track for "elephant" -- solid, but potentially risky

I'll have few natural predators and a herd of friends to hang out with. OTOH, human poachers will covet my ivory tusks.

[BlueJazz]

35. Gee..What does it mean when it says: "A Piece of Shit"

:)

[Mabus]

36. Arrrg! It said I would come back as a Republican!!!!

Only 99.9% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you. :banghead:

Remain honorable in this life, and you might be rewarded with a premature death (or become a WaPo blogger for a day) in your next life.


Just kidding, I'll be a tiger.

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

38. I'm A parrot!

36% of people are better than me. This means that about 63% suck more though :)

[JohnKleeb]

40. You too eh

Parrot 4 life.

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

75. Me too

SWAK!
Polly wants a cracker!
SWAK!!
Polly wants a cracker!!!









EDIT: "Sean wants a cracker doesn't sound right" :)

[Whoa_Nelly]

39. A Tiger

Only 16% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

Remain honorable in this life, and you can expect to be rewarded in your next life.

[rug]

42. Hyena.

But then, I don't really give a shit what it says.

[smomfr]

43. I´m to be a horse also but...........

I would much rather come back as a male walrus. Life on the beach, unlimited sea food, unlimited sex with your harum and nobody gives a shit how fat you are. I also answered the questions as a female checking the boxes with the worst answers. That would bring me back as a snake!

[malmapus]

45. An Alligator

I'm going to be a freaking cold blooded reptile....great


Almost 39% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.

[meegbear]

124. Me too!

Oh well, karma is a bitch.

[samplegirl]

48. A Gorilla

hopefully a male one!

:7

[Lavender Brown]

49. A lion

:woohoo:

[sakabatou]

50. Tiger

I wonder what he highiest reincanation is on that site...

[scarlet_owl]

55. I'm going to be a bear.

[kedrys]

56. Elephant

And apparently, not just because my arse is getting wider by the minute... :P

[Katherine Brengle]

60. A rhino, according to the test...

I cracked up when I saw the choice, "Ding! Fries are done!"

Not bc I think it is good to laugh at handicapped people, but bc one of my best friends was absolutely obsessed with that stupid song over the holidays...

[redwitch]

61. A tiger!

Yeah, tabby cats rule- and tigers are just big tabby cats!

[TheBaldyMan]

62. I'm coming back as a bear, I can hardly wait, it sounds like fun.

All your pickinick baskets belong to us.

[neweurope]

67. *Laughs* Hello fellow bear! I cried when I read my sentence but I forgot

about the picknick baskets!


----------------

Remember Fallujah

Bush to The Hague!

[BreweryYardRat]

64. A PARROT?!

Screw that, I intend to come back as a cougar. Or a crocodile.

[pitohui]

65. what's wrong w. a parrot?

i got parrot too

too bad my parrots and i can't all be parrots together but i guess someone has to clean the cage and someone has to poop on the cage

[neweurope]

66. A bear

:cry:

"Almost 32% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better."

And I SO wanted to be a horse! A free horse or the horse of a good owner, of course ;)

------------

Remember Fallujah

Bush to The Hague!

[CrownPrinceBandar]

86. Another bear here.

[neweurope]

95. So let's join forces with TheBaldyMan. All your picnic baskets

are belong to us!
:evilgrin:


-----------------

Remember Fallujah

Bush to The Hague!

[CrownPrinceBandar]

101. I'm in!!....

Stand and deliver! Your pic-a-nic baskets or your life.

[TheBaldyMan]

103. I might wake up with a hangover and a plastic tag in my ear

but what the hell. See you in the next life, I'll be the very fat bear scamming tourists at Yellowstone.

[Rowdyboy]

125. Another bear here....Lets go terrorize some Stephen Colbert

[ET Awful]

122. I'm a bear too.

And I don't mind a bit. Bears are noble critters, and they get to have all kinds of fun laying around in the sun and going fishing and stuff :P

They also get featured prominently in Grape Nuts commercials which could be good work :P

[LaurenG]

68. I am to be a shark!

:hi:

[GardeningGal]

69. Another tiger here. n/t

[yellowdogintexas]

70. owl here. nt

[TK421]

71. I'll be coming back as a frigging alligator! WTF?

[bertha katzenengel]

72. Woo hoo! I'll be a horse!

I want to be a Palomino. :-D

Or maybe a wild horse on the Outer Banks of NC. Are there Palominos there?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

74. Elephant.

Almost 25% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.

[NMDemDist2]

76. a Lion

Only 18% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

Remain honorable in this life, and you can expect to be rewarded in your next life.

[bigwillq]

77. Panda

Only 7% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

Remain honorable in this life, and you can expect to be rewarded in your next life.

[Radio_Guy]

78. A gorilla

"Only 14% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

Remain honorable in this life, and you can expect to be rewarded in your next life."

Great, I'm going to be the cousin of a chimp. At least it isn't as a relative of The Chimp.

[Laelth]

79. I got the Zebra.

I don't know whether or not to feel insulted. Presumably, 23% of you will be reincarnated as a higher life form. If that's true, the human race is regressing, not progressing. I'm not sure the quiz's author understands Hinduism too well.

Hehe ...

-Laelth

[DemReadingDU]

81. a gorilla!

[RevolutionaryActs]

82. A wolf

:howl:

[fleabert]

83. Elephant:

Almost 25% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.

[Floogeldy]

85. You are confusing reincarnation with transmigration.

There is no such thing as transmigration.

[pitohui]

102. ho-kay wait a minute now

you're okay w. reincarnation but not transmigration

if one can occur, the other can occur surely

why stop at believing only one impossible thing before breakfast?

[Cobalt Violet]

87. A wolf.

[u4ic]

88. I got wolf, too

Damn, that means I'll be stuck in the Great White North again. :P

[Deja Q]

89. Carnation Instant Breakfast Drink

I may be full of sugar, but I am fun to drink! :bounce:


Or is that Reincarnation :rofl:

[SofaKingLiberal]

90. A Zebra n/t

[adriennui]

91. am i the only peacock?

not sure if it's good.

[Benfea]

93. Dang. My ISP's DNS server is being wierd again. n/t

[WillParkinson]

94. Link isn't working for me right now...

But I sure want to check this out later.

[Catfight]

96. I'll be a bear....but really I'll just be worm food. nt

[leeroysphitz]

97. I'll be reincarnated as a "404"??? WTF? Thought I'd rate

a little better than that. Dung beetle or marmaset or something...

[Squeech]

98. Bear

But I'm with havocmom: if I have any say in the matter, I really want to be a river otter.

Or, really, any marine mammal; they seem to have more fun than anybody. They all share a spirit of extreme playfulness: otters (both river and sea), seals and sea lions, dolphins, whales, et al. The only waterborne mammals that don't seem to enjoy themselves all the time are the manatees, and their main problem is being chewed up by the propellors on outboard motors and other careless human actions.

I once read a science fiction story where the dying human race decides to leave important scientific information on impervious metal plaques to guide the next ruling species, which they decided would be the otter. And the scientists come up with a series of simple equations that explain everything we've ever thought was important, including a Theory of Everything that they've just cobbled together that unites general relativity and gravity (the big problem Einstein wanted to solve), and they're gonna have this humongous dedication ceremony over that plaque before they cache it in a big underground vault so the otters don't find it too soon. And the night before the ceremony, the main human character sees an otter crawl up to the plaque, and he's thinking grand thoughts about how symbolic it all is, how that innocent otter is unknowingly standing on his descendents' legacy-- except that when the otter toddles off, the human observes that the otter has somehow inscribed the word "NONSENSE" into the impervious metal under the magnificent equation. So there, human race!

[Maestro]

99. Another tiger here.

I wonder if Tom DeLay or * would take the test if they would come back as a cockroach or some common cold virus?

[blondeatlast]

100. I'm a peahen (I assume I'll come back as a female).

43% will come back as a higher form of life than me.

[Heidi]

104. Rhino.

Bummer. I wanted to come back as a cat. x(

[crispini]

105. A zebra

Only 23% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

[Callalily]

106. I'm a gorilla

Only 14% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

Remain honorable in this life, and you can expect to be rewarded in your next life.

Wow! This is much to profound for a Sunday morning!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

107. I'm a wolf.

:evilgrin:

[In_The_Wind]

108. My next life shall be as an Owl.

Only 9% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

Remain honorable in this life, and you can expect to be rewarded in your next life,

[WritingIsMyReligion]

109. Well, poop on you.

34% of people will be reincarnated higher than me.

:P :P

:hi:

[In_The_Wind]

112. You are very young, there is still time for enlightenment.

FYI ~ For all of us.









9% will be reincarnated as a higher form of life ... means that ~ I still have work to do.



:loveya:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

116. Work never ends.

:D

:loveya:

[Robb]

110. ROAR!!!

:rofl:

[baldguy]

111. A Rhino

"Almost 27% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better."

[InvisibleTouch]

114. I was so laughing over this question:

And I paraphrase from memory:

You've created something you're proud of, and someone criticizes it. You:

A. Take their criticism to heart and immediately make changes.
B. Consider their criticism, and weigh carefully whether they may be right or not. You may or may not make changes.
C. Listen to the criticism but make no changes, since you're happy with what you made, and that's all that matters.
D. Listen to their criticism, and then tell them to go to hell. You don't need their negativity.

I'm laughing because this exact thing happened to me yesterday. And my answer? D. On the quiz as well as in real life. Almost word-for-word. :)

Oh, and I'm to be a peacock, apparently. (shrug) The URL kinda says it all....

[Immad2]

118. A horse - sounds good to me - I love all animals,

Only 20% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

Remain honorable in this life, and you can expect to be rewarded in your next life.

[mzteris]

119. A horsey-horse.

(Why does all my son's stuffed animals have their names as what they are? sometimes squared?

Lambie

Bunny-bunny

tiger-tiger

Pandie (or maybe pammie) panda

Platy (platypus)

and of course,

horsie-horse.)

[flvegan]

120. I'm to be a bear.

That's cool with me. I'm going to assume it's a polar bear, though. NOBODY f's with a polar bear.

[ScreamingMeemie]

121. Yay! I get to be a tiger. Rwowr!

:hi:

[cleofus1]

123. a zebra

a fucking zebra? that does it...from now on it's asshole central...

ZEBRA?

[Parrcrow]

126. A horse

of course

[DinahMoeHum]

127. A lion.

Close enough for me. My reincarnation wish is to be a pussycat in Key West.

:evilgrin:

[Misunderestimator]

128. Tiger... Cool... Same as my chinese zodiac sign.

[wildhorses]

129. I'm gonna be an owl

hooty-hoot


:woohoo:

[momophile]

130. any other octopuses out there? nt

[Deja Q]

131. an octopus

Maud Adams would be proud. :7

[FunkyLeprechaun]

132. I'm a peacock

Almost 43% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

133. A striped ass

A zebra. :rofl: