Make your own "wacko Right Wing Conspiracy Theory"

[hopein08]

I was bored and when I went to Yahoo!, one of their buzz searches was conspiracy theories so I clicked on it and found this link...

http://www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html

The site hasn't been updated in awhile, but it is called "Turn Left: The Home of Liberalism on the Web". It seems to be a pretty cool site, but I don't know if you all know about it.

Anyway, at the link above, you can do a mad-libs type thing and make your own wack Right Wing Conspiracy Theory! It's kind of fun and a good time waster. I'd post my story, but I did it twice and they use the same story all the time so I didn't want to spoil anything!

Just thought I'd share.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. I FOUND THE TRUTH!!!! *Spoiler-kind of*

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand military test flights of UFOs you need to realize that everything is controlled by a peace activists made up of intelligensia with help from Islamics.
The conspiracy first started during UFO Crash in Roswell. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including 9-11.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by nail-biting.

They want to bombing Fundamentalist Christians and imprison resisters in Utah using unmarked white trucks.

In order to prepare for this, we all must gather guns. Since the media is controlled by Hillary Clinton we should get our information from Barbara Bush.

[Katherine Brengle]

2. When I did it, it said "If I tell you, I might have to kill you" and I...

clicked "OK" and nothing happened...

Oh well...

[Lavender Brown]

4. Maybe you have a pop-up blocker turned on...

It has to be disabled so your story pops up. :)

[Katherine Brengle]

6. I just got it to work :) Thanks

[Katherine Brengle]

5. Okay, it worked this time, lol--

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand string theory you need to realize that everything is controlled by a PNAC made up of blacks with help from army.

The conspiracy first started during 9/11 in Syria. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including end of the Cold War.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by smoking.

They want to murder Jerry Falwell and imprison resisters in Liberia using trains.

In order to prepare for this, we all must stab. Since the media is controlled by ACLU we should get our information from US government.

[Lavender Brown]

3. What they don't want you to know!

In order to understand Pacifism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Quaker meeting group made up of Scientologists with help from American Idol fans.
The conspiracy first started during the 2004 Presidential Election in Disneyland. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Vietnam War.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by burping in public.

They want to murder the 700 club and imprison resisters in Siberia using bicycles.

In order to prepare for this, we all must go to war. Since the media is controlled by Howard Dean we should get our information from Pat Robertson.

[guinivere]

7. Makes sense to me...

In order to understand germ warfare precautions you need to realize that everything is controlled by the Girl Scouts made up of Eskimos.
The conspiracy first started during D-Day in Calgary. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Paul Revere's ride.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by nail-biting.
They want to pistol whip Bush and imprison resisters in Siberia using trains.
In order to prepare for this, we all must vote twice. Since the media is controlled by Bill Clinton we should get our information from the Mormons.

:silly: