When I'm President, No Child Left Behind will require Black Sabbath study

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For at least one semester in high school, all American students will be required to take a course in Black Sabbath appreciation, with a final essay on "Why Black Sabbath Fucking Rocks So Fucking Much More Than Other Band That Thinks It Rocks".

I think that will make us a much better country.

I might even add a class on why Pink Floyd kick every other band's (except Black Sabbath, with whom they are equals) asses.