Who *really* fathered the Bush Twins?

[benburch]

Poll question: Who *really* fathered the Bush Twins?

[Dr.Phool]

1. Probably one of his Saudi business partners.

[undeterred]

15. Ari Fleischer

[wakeme2008]

2. You bad

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[Cobalt Violet]

3. Jenna looks just like Jeb in that picture.

Maybe they have different dads.

[benburch]

5. That happens with fraternal twins... nt

[wake.up.america]

7. Sorry, but why get the kids involved? Daddy, Mommy, Grandpa, etc. OK

[benburch]

14. Actually, the poll is about LAURA.

give it some thought...

[wake.up.america]

21. Yeah, you are right.

[0007]

4. James McDougal would be my first guess. J.H. Hatfield would

be my second guess.

[pretzel4gore]

13. ahh! that explains everything!

:shrug: :tinfoilhat: :applause:

[Retired AF Dem]

6. Since they are hot

and love to party they must of been adopted.

[YOY]

9. The kind of hot and party-loving that "finds Jesus" at a convinient time

when the partying is over instead of simply calling it quit or learning to do it in moderation.

Just something I've noticed...

[bigbrother05]

8. Karl Rove

He does everything else for Bush.

[benburch]

20. No... They look nothing like a weasel. nt

[0007]

24. ....but they do have that hoggish look about 'em,'eh?

[ToeBot]

10. George Herbert Walker Bush, Duh! n/t

[TallahasseeGrannie]

11. I don't know but that blonde one is gorgeous

[Jim Sagle]

12. They weren't born, they were shitted.

[Retired AF Dem]

18. Fucked up thing to say

since nobody (including you and me)has a choice who their parents are.

[Jim Sagle]

26. Left turn, Clyde.

[JI7]

34. they did choose to campaign for him

[rooboy]

16. I'm sure they're nice, but looking at them freaks me out. n/t

[Eurobabe]

17. The turkey baster

[hippiechick]

19. Petulance and Indignance runs in the family, eh ?

They gotta be Chimpy's. How they got there is another question all together.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

22. Bill Clinton.

[benburch]

28. No Way!

Big Dig had some TASTE in women. Laura is a freak.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

30. True. But wouldn't it be a glorious irony

if Clinton had cuckolded Little George?

And anyhow, isn't everything else in the world the fault of Clinton's...?

[philosophie_en_rose]

23. They're obviously clones. Laura & Barbara: The Stepford Robots

And, just like Bender, they run on alcohol. :)

[AngryAmish]

25. She shit them out

Who cares where they came from?

[benburch]

27. Actually they seem much nicer people than Dad.

Imagine if *you* had a fucked up family like theirs?

I feel sorry for them.

[bertha katzenengel]

29. This is inappropriate.

Do you remember "LEAVE CHELSEA ALONE?" in the 90s?

Sure, these two have made fools of themselves. Does that give us the right to ridicule them further? To ridicule the family?

Concentrate on politics, people. POLITICS.

My two cents.

[benburch]

31. It's not about the twins!

It's about their Xanax-popping ex-weed dealer mom.

[bertha katzenengel]

38. That's funny. I don't see a photo of Laura Bush there.

As to Xanax-popping? No DUers use it to get by?

As for ex-weed dealers? No DUers use or sell or both - or used to?

Don't give me the hypocrisy line, either, benburch. I'm sick of people being attacked in the name of their own hypocrisy.

[benburch]

41. Nice to be immune from criticism, huh?

When you redefine the debate like a Republican, it is pretty easy!

[bertha katzenengel]

43. Beg pardon?

You're suggesting that I am attempting to redefine the discussion as a Republican would? Or am I mis-reading you?

The following comments are in case I am not misreading you.

Redefining the debate like a Republican. No, that's not what I was doing. I was trying to inject a little humanity into the discussion.

You know -- humanity? That thing on which some Democrats think we've cornered the market?

Immune from criticism? No. No one who is elected should be immune from criticism. Nor should anyone who has made mistakes, then has not attempted to change his or her life, be immune from criticism.

So the Bush twins campaigned for their father. Big fat fucking deal. You wanna go ahead and accuse two young women whom you don't know of being sleazoid crack whores, be my guest. Just think twice when you choose the monicker of "liberal" -- because most liberals I know try not to judge people based upon who their parents are and what they see on television.

Edit: And you wanna criticize a first lady? Criticize Barbara "Let them eat cake" Bush. That woman gave more evil genes to her son than her husband did.

Sometimes I feel I am the only person on this godforsaken planet who chooses to separate human beings from their politics whenever possible. When it comes to the unelected, it is possible -- and IMPERATIVE for me to do so.

Anyone who doesn't like that or who thinks I'm a fool is entitled to his opinion. Go have a nice *fill in the blank with the activity of your choice* over your happy little opinion.

[JI7]

33. they didn't leave Chelsea alone

Chelsea who was a kid at the time.

and Bush's kids are adults and they campaigned for him.

[bertha katzenengel]

39. Of course they didn't. So it's okay not to leave others alone --

others who --

oh, jesus christ on a stick. Big fat fuck it.

You all win.

[ScreamingMeemie]

42. Hi bertha! Before I hide this thread I just wanted to say I usually

just hide these threads because I agree with you. They are as juvenile as that which we accuse the RW of. :hi:

[bertha katzenengel]

44. "They are as juvenile as that which we accuse the RW of" -- the very

point I was just attempting to make to our fine OP. :eyes:

:loveya: sweetie, good to see you.

[benburch]

45. The victim card becomes you.

[bertha katzenengel]

46. Because I quit debating in a debate I can't continue

without getting angry, I'm a victim?

You have a strange way of answering those who question your positions, benburch.

[benburch]

47. You have a very odd idea of how to argue!

But if you are angry, examine your assumptions.

You appear to not have understood anything here...

[bertha katzenengel]

48. Explain to me what I have misunderstood. I'll listen.

I may not agree but I"ll listen. I'll read and reply tomorrow night -- I am not allowed to lurk, let alone post, at work.

Edit: Your "victim" comment is insulting.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

32. Longshanks - aka Poppy Bush

Like Longshanks' comment in the movie 'Braveheart', Poppy Bush realized that if he wanted an effective heir to the throne, he'd have to do the deed himself.

[leftofthedial]

35. the blonde drunk looks as stupid as king george and his part brother

Jeb. The dark-haired one looks as evil as much of the clan, but they sure don't look like twins. I'm not sure I'd take them for sisters even.

Is there anything officially uncertain about their progeny?

[KingFlorez]

36. Jeb

Jeb was probably mad at his big brother and slept with Laura to get back at him

[Skittles]

37. Jenna has her father's beady eyes

yup

[bif]

40. I don't see SATAN as a choice.