What I thought the "DU Lounge" was going to be like, at first

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Women smoking clove cigarettes and casting alluring eyes at the male posters. Groups of guys huddled in one post, egging each other on to post to one of the women. "Hey baby, howz about it? Myspace or yours?" The woman scoffs, "Not on a first post, bub. Moreover, you didn't quote Frank Zappa, Eleanor Roosevelt or Jon Stewart anywhere in your signature. So there will be no mating sequence between us tonight. Kick!" Dejected, the male poster returns to the thread with all his buddies. After a swig of beer, he stares philosophically out the window and says, "How is it that liberal women throw themselves at George Clooney's feet and he just kicks them away like so many dust bunnies on a breezy April afternoon..." His buddies all slap him on the back and console him by saying, "....

[NMDemDist2]

1. and it's not??...

:rofl:

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3. I guess I haven't found the "back room" yet

[WritingIsMyReligion]

2. What do you mean, "How I THOUGHT"???

It IS!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

4. Excuse me.

But YOU you didn't quote Frank Zappa, Eleanor Roosevelt or Jon Stewart anywhere in YOUR signature line.


So there will be no mating sequence between us tonight.

And hand me another clove cigarette before you leave.

[flvegan]

5. How many "contemporary arts" is that, exactly?

Nice shirt.

[Evergreen Emerald]

6. Hahahaha

That was funny!

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8. FINALLY somebody noticed it!

My little way of doing the brazilian joke

[blondeatlast]

7. His buddies all slap him on the back and console him by saying, "....

that George Clooney and Vince Vaughn are fighting to get cast in the lead to the movie version of "Magnum PI."

I'm not joking, either...

http://insomniacmania.com/news_default.php?id=3322

[Katherine Brengle]

9. "... how many is a brazillion?"

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10. I thought for sure someone would say "ditch the bitch and make the switch"